We talk about golfing with your ass; we make up reverse holidays; and Chris pitches a new ghost hunting show. All this and more!

Cindy shows off her RAP lyrics while Chris talks about his childhood arms dealing phase. We also listen to examples of Bigfoot calls from the Annual Bigfoot Calling Competition. All this and more!

We talk about Chris's traumatic clown encounters; we discuss fun workplace violence pranks; and we talk about how the world has already ended and we are all in Hell. All this and more!

We talk about FART POSITIVE YOGA, and a man with brain damage who uses 'No Pun Intended' incorrectly. We also discuss the colorful characters in Budapest, and Chris talks about the time he was almost groomed. All this and more!

We talk about Chris's terrible high school band name; we discuss eye surgery and becoming a pilot; and we talk about some childhood TV shows. All this and more!

We talk about a friend who liked his stuffed animals a bit too much; we discuss mean high school nicknames; and we talk about a hippy lady who saved her and her friends' poop. All this and more!

We cover Chris's previous PUA roommates; we have an intellectual discussion about Chaucer; and we talk about gas station girls. All this and more!

We talk about a myspace page devoted to eating pussy; a diaper themed lemonade stand; and a bizarre early internet dating story. All this and more!

Cindy learns about Jenkem and the Supreme Court; Chris gets called the 'F' slur by a kid; and then we have a high IQ discussion about 'ball cleavage.' All this, and a whole lot more.

No new episode this week unfortunately, however we’ve put together some of our favorite segments from several previous episodes for your enjoyment. Most of these clips are from the earlier episodes, so if you haven’t had a chance to go back and listen to the earlier episodes yet, this will mostly be new to you! We’ll be back next week with a brand new episode, see you then!