We talk about a new cryptid (the Shit Poop Man); Chris talks about his heightmaxxing plans; and we discuss some horror movies. All this and more!

We take a German health class; we get pulled over by mentally enfeebled cops; and we talk about a FUPA scratching know-it-all substitute teacher. All this and more!

We discuss Chris's 3rd grade street gang; we contemplate a diarrhea filled piñata; and we ponder the origin of the word 'Rapeseed.' All this and more!

We talk about legally changing your name to a fart sound; we discuss a new Twilight movie with Frankensteins; and we make up a new diarrhea disease. All this and more!

We talk about the 9/11 culture freeze; we improve the buttseks scene from Pulp Fiction; and we expose pineapple pizza. All this and more!

We pitch a new reality show called Ugly & Afraid; we discuss a toothless gas huffing pool pisser; then we try to heal the trauma of attending health class. All this and more!

Chris talks about his idea for a Broadway musical; Cindy tries to understand breathing while swimming; and we discuss the Chinese baby who ate poop on the internet. All this and more!

We talk about a drug induced butt-penis reversal guy; we meet a penis doctor who just wants to suck; and we discuss reality TV. All this and more!

We talk about an old man pressing his bare ass and penis against the window; we discuss a workplace diarrhea prank; and we talk about bumming people with cucumbers at the grocery store. All this and more!

The lads from Tales From Our Youth Podcast stop by to share a couple of their own crazy Australian stories with us. We've got a sketchy horse track fella; we've got exploding manholes; we've got giant lizards choking on eggs; and a whole lot more!