Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that got a bizarre text message, a guy sets a record after watching “Spider-Man: No Way Home” 292 times, a kindergartner brought tequila to drink with classmates, a man injured his lungs while self-pleasuring, the cabin two cannibalistic men used to castrate victims is available for rent, a dolphin trainer attacked by dolphin, over 12,000 noise complaints made by one man about an airport, a hiker that had to be airlifted to safety after getting too tired, a woman making a living as a professional “baby namer”, an Easter Bunny handing out plastic eggs with condoms inside at a school, multiple complaints about people getting hit with plates of whipped cream, Canadian health officials mistakenly tweeted out a foot fetish video, and more!