Moser, Lombardi and Kane

0:00 - On Saturday after the game, Scott Wedgewood said he'll trade goalie duties with Blackwood during the playoffs. How often will that happen? When SHOULD it happen? Wedgewood has been better, so should they ride with him the entire time? Or should they keep switching off since that got them through the regular season?

13:14 - Nuggets-Timberwolves Round 1, Game 2 TAHNIGHT. What are the keys to a Nuggets victory?

30:41 - We don't need the Nuggets to have a stellar start tonight. Can they have a decent start a least?? Is that too much to ask? Can they not have to climb their way out of a friggin hole?

0:00 - Scott Wedgewood looked solid as ever in Game 1 for the Avs. He was chatting with the TNT crew during the postgame show and said Blackwood will get some time in net too during the playoffs. Coach Bednar said the same thing on our show a couple weeks ago. The two-headed goalie monster is here to stay.
After that, which way is east? Which way is south? Let's rehash a geographical debate from last week. 

16:31 - We'd forgotten how much we dislike the Minnesota Timberwolves. All it took was 1 game for those feelings to come back. And also, Brett figured out what their deal is. They're front-runners. They're great when things are going their way. But when they're losing, they start scrapping it up and they collapse. 

32:07 - Oh, by the way...Adam Silver wants to establish an NBA division of European teams, since most of the NBA's stars are from Europe. And it would be possible due to "advancements in supersonic air travel." Oh, by the way...Jeff Legwold's Top 100 list is out! Who is the best player in the NFL Draft according to Leggy? Oh, by the way...we have a follow-up to the Taco Bell ding/dong debate heard round the Altitude TV world.

0:00 - Boy, that was a PHYSICAL game between the Avs and Kings. LA brought the boom. That's how it goes in the playoffs. The physicality always ratchets up. The Avs survived, and held on for the Game 1 win. Is there any way LA wins this series?

14:50 - The Nuggets didn't play well for a full 48 minutes, but they sealed the deal for a Game 1 victory! After the game, Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch was crying aboul Jamal Murray's 16 free throws. Cool, Chris. Criticize a guy who's known for playing some of the most ethical basketball out there.

33:39 - The Rockies beat the Dodgers in a professional baseball game! Wow! That's impossible, right? There's no way that could've happened! They must've been cheating. That's what Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing alleged (in a roundabout way) after the game on Saturday.

0:00 - The NHL released the results of their anonymous player poll, where they ask everyone questions about their peers. Where did Avalanche players pop up on the survey?

14:28 - The man, the myth, the legend Frank Caliendo himself joined us in studio this morning. He fired off more impressions in 20 minutes than most people attempt in a lifetime. We even convinced Moser to do his Bill Clinton for Frank! He was a fan. 
Go see Frank tonight and tomorrow (April 17 and 18) at Comedy Works South! Some of his shows are already sold out, so get on it now!

34:24 - A weekend playoff double diparoo necessitates a Playoff Double KEYS-A-ROO BABY! What are the Keys to a Nuggets victory in Game 1 vs the Timberwolves? What are the Keys to an Avs victory in Game 1 vs the Kings?

After that, it's our favorite part of the week DRUNK TAKES! We take clips from throughout the week, slow em down to half speed and it makes us sound like we're hammered. 
Today's edition includes: blow your waddie for the quaddie, I would take a ding or a dong, everybody wants the dong, you're beggin me to feel it, I have a hole and I'm shutting it.

0:00 - It's an annual tradition. It's how we preview every playoff series. Let's start with the Avs vs Kings. Which LA Kings players have the most punchable faces?

13:44 - Last how, we previewed Nuggets vs Timberwolves with stats, fact, figures, analysis, all that boring junk. Now let's preview the series by deciding which T-Wolves have the most punchable faces.

32:55 - Oh, by the way...Pablo Torre found out again. James Dolan is supposedly monitoring fans online who make negative posts about his teams. Oh, by the way...Bill Hanzlik went on Shark Tank and successfully sold his product! Way to go, Hanz! Oh, by the way...give Moser a 12-gauge and let him shoot down rogue drones.

0:00 - Finally! 82 games in the books for every NHL team. That means the Avs FINALLY have a first round opponent! They'll face the LA Kings. That was Moser's first choice for an ideal matchup. LFG. Lock n load, boys.
(and by the way podcast listeners, the "exciting" song for Avs was "Around the World" by Daft Punk. The slower song for the Kings was "Only Time" by Enya.)

13:30 - Let's get granular with Nuggets vs Timberwolves. Let's break down each roster player by player, matchup by matchup and see who has the edge.

30:54 - We have to finish Vic's roster breakdown since it took Brett SO LONG TO MAKE HIS POINT LAST SEGMENT (allegedly). And how 'bout Mose trying to bring back a lil LAY IT DOWN at the end?

0:00 - Tonight's Avalanche vs Kraken game is pretty meaningless. Neither team can change their fate. And even still, although he won't admit it, Moser is going to call the game like everything is on the line tonight! Somehow, this segment devolved into a full-blown roast of Marc Moser and Conor McGahey...and we forgot about Leggy.

15:10 - Whoops! NOW let's get to Jeff Legwold. Does Jeff have any idea what Aqib Talib was talking about? Will the Broncos make another splashy trade on draft night? What's going on with these replacement officials? Is the NFL really gonna let this happen AGAIN? And most importantly...Jeff Legwold's Super Duper Top 100 Players in the NFL Draft list comes out on Sunday. Can we get him to divulge ANY players and their rankings? How about his #62 ranked player since that's where the Broncos pick?

33:57 - How can we get excited about the Avs game tonight? How should Moser call the game? Should he try new voices or something? Come on, man...we're grasping at straws here...

0:00 - Anthony Edwards is cocky. Hot take alert, I know! And he's running his mouth a bit before the Nuggets and Timberwolves face off in Round 1. Brett says that's the key to beating Minnesota. Get in Ant's head. Rattle him. He's the head of the snake. 

11:08 - The Denver Nuggets CANNOT lost to the Minnesota Timberwolves in Round 1. It simply cannot happen. If it does, the Nuggets will have to take a good long look in the mirror as an organization and figure out what happens next. Some serious changes will be made. 

30:44 - Oh, by the way...people who sit courtside at basketball games should not be allowed to use their phones. It distracts you, you aren't paying attention, and then a loose basketball smashes you right in the beak. Oh, by the way...there's a chimpanzee civil war taking place in Uganda right now. Oh, by the way...Kawhi's future with the LA Clippers is uncertain. Yikes. Kawhi should water some more trees with his tears.

0:00 - The Clippers lost to the Warriors in the Play-In Tournament last night. And with that loss, their 2026 first round draft pick becomes a lottery pick. And who owns the rights to the Clippers 2026 first round pick? THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER. Incredible. You can bring up Russell Wilson, DeShaun Watson, Herschel Walker, whatever. Doesn't matter. The OKC-Clippers SGA trade is now officially the WORST trade in all of sports history. Not NBA history. SPORTS history!
Also, Tyson Barrie chilled in studio with Kreckman and Lindahl to promote his new beer Chilly Ones. And he brought a good friend of his with him. A man by the name of Nathan MacKinnon. Heard of him? Nate (Kreckman) & Andy asked Nate (MacKinnon) the one question that's been burning in our minds for months: what the hell was up with that stuffed animal at the Olympics?

14:26 - We just can't keep him away! Tyson Barrie joined us in studio today! We started off by asking him about Chilly Ones. How tough is it to promote your brand and get the word out? Why did they decide to make a 3% beer? Has he been dialed in to the NHL season? How often does he watch the Avalanche?

33:43 - Tyson Barrie hung out with us for another segment. In honor of Coach Bednar taking a puck in the face, we asked Tyson what goes through your head when you chuck your body in front of a flying puck on defense. Does he miss his playing days? If the Avs gave him a call, would he lace em up again?

0:00 - Last night in Calgary, the Avs checked every box. No one got hurt. MacKinnon scored a goal. Marty Nachos reached 100 points on the season. And they won the game. All on the 2nd night of a back to back on the road! Good work, boys.

13:20 - The Nuggets will have rested for 10 straight days before they play game 1. That's awesome! Rest vs Rust be damned. This team needs to heal all their scrapes and bruises. What's the ideal playoff rotation, assuming everyone is healthy and ready to go?

31:45 - Is LIV Golf going belly up? If so, how should the PGA handle it? Should they welcome all those golfers back with open arms?
Also, Moser's at home today which means we get a good boy sighting. Moser's dog Rick always makes an apperance when he's broadcasting from his couch. Rick is a Boxer, and a good boi. Moser says he's also dumber than a box of rocks. There's nothing between Rick's ears. And we all love him for it <3.