Imma be honest, this teaser is mostly about ivory trading and how evil I would be if we got the patreon up to $1k a month. To support that goal, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Dave Blunts is my comfort character, I can sink into him like a beanbag chair and Gus thinks thats wrong. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This one's actually mostly talking about Starbucks and getting fired from the grocery store. For the full episode, get yo ass over to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Now that I'm off kratom, I can think clearly and put all my money into Dogecoin. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting into my disgusting hot tub located inside my bathroom, I have to wear a gas mask because of all the chlorine. 

Uncomfortable racial dynamics are keeping me from seeing an OBGYN, but not from attending an HBCU as a white guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting in touch with our primal side on this one, chasing your girlfriend through the woods and being a primal brat who gets punched on a wrestling mat. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Free porn? Nah just playing. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest archive to find old articles about animals and the accidents related to them.

Ken Burns has been humiliated by children, destroying his soul. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.