We all know what "sex pollen" is, don't pretend that you're above sex pollen just to impress your fanfiction-hating friends. It's not cringe. Join fanfiction mavens Spencer, Ty, Andy as they rank fanfiction tropes from gross, to impractical, to just plain silly.

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oooo you got us acting serious on this one

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That’s right, Christmas Fans! Today, TGOFV sells out to the rising tide of conservatism to bring you a feature film one yea in the making: The War for Christmas! Join Jeff Hahn, Joyce Jansen, Les Bootley, and Santa as they stop a mysterious force from turning Christmas into just another bogus December day.

Starring:

Andy as Jeff Hahn / Brother Samir

Spencer as Les Bootley / Brother Eldridge

Hesse Deni as Joyce Jansen\

Cole Nixon as Vergil Gerbins

Mike Recine as The Christmas Grouch

Charles Austin as Santa Claus

Charlie Moe as Jingles / Blitzen

Griffin Benjamin as Employee #1

AND

Ty Wood as Narrator

#GamerGate has officially begun—and it isn't long before the mainstream media starts to take notice. Spencer, Esther, and Hannah track the two turbulent months when GamerGate snowballed into the omniwar.

Santa, baby. Can we talk about how this whole list scenario is going to work this year? Join Certified Christmas Creeps Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate that most ancient of holiday conundrums: is it better to be naughty or nice?

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you will become your parent's favorite child if you take our simple gift-buying advice. don't believe us? try it yourself!

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This is a movie for real Amerikkkans only. The Maoists are going to put us on the gallows for this. Join Disney World season pass holders Ty and Andy as they discuss the most magical place on Earth, and the army of slaves that keeps it afloat.

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a little bit of chicken fried? cold beer on a friday night? don't mind if i do

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You know your dad? Remember him from Thanksgiving? This is an episode for him. Join movie lovers Spencer and Andy as they discuss movies that your dad watches to distract him from the inevitability of his own death.

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A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Axon, Lawrence LaValle, Luke Eakin, Declineofskating, MakingSomeCrap, Sam Thomas, Matthew Ferrie, Tommy, Dane Stephen, Adam W, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Rebecca Kimpel, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Dean, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

In the farthest throes of the universe, two men must find a cure.... or DIE TRYING. Get refreshed on the first episode before continuing the epic saga, only on the TGOFV Patreon.

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