Mostly Nitpicking

The ampersand has joined the family!

This week Nando DJ and Diggins speed through the Fast and Furious movie that wasn't bad enough to kill the franchise but not good enough to not get it rebooted, Fast ampersand Furious.

They nitpick the races, and busters, and of course the family.

So I'll tell ya what we want. What we really really want.

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We want everyone to get the vaccine and for community transmission to get to a level where theaters open and we can watch new movies.

This week, Nando DJ Diggins and special guest Michelle take a trip on their magic bus to watch the movie requested by Roger, 1997's Spice World.

They nitpick the drill instructors, the aliens, and of course Norm from Cheers.

They say hindsight is 2020 and I guess that means foresight is 2021? Is that something? Eh whatever.

This week, Nando DJ and Diggins get together to look back at the disaster that was 2020 and make some predictions about the so far also disaster that is 2021.

They nitpick the highlights, disappointments, and of course the Quibis.

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It's the first and last big budget superhero action movie of 2020!

This week Nando DJ and Diggins sit on their nice comfy couch miles from any screaming children and watch Wonder Woman 1984.

They nitpick the powers, the wishes, and of course the rocks.

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41:10 Wonder Woman 84

It's a palindrome. Ya get it?

This week, Nando DJ and Diggins take a nice short trip to their couch and watch the movie that saved* cinema, Tenet.

They nitpick the time travel, the character development, and of course the sons.

*or killed maybe

2 Christmas 2 Chronicles. This one also has Tyrese!

With Christmas just around the corner (yikes) Nando, DJ, and Diggins turn the cheer up to eleven and watch a movie that certainly has a beginning, middle, and an end as well as just enough legally distinct Minions to keep kids entertained for two hours, The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two.

They nitpick the cats, the cookies, and of course the Great Schisms

I know. We're as confused as you are.

In the spirit of the upcoming Holiday season, Nando DJ and Diggins watch ... checks notes ... a movie where Nicholas Cage, Tony Jaa, and Crossbones fight a knock off Predator using the titular ancient alien for of martial arts, Jiu Jitsu.

They nitpick the weapons, the amnesia, and of course the hoodies.

We never thought this day would come. We still aren't completely sure we didn't hallucinate this episode.

This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip back back back to 2017 and watch what definitely was not supposed to be the last X-Men movie before it all gets swallowed up into the MCU, The New Mutants.

They nitpick the powers, the corporations, and of course the bears.

It's like if Ratatouille (we know that isn't the mouse's name) spent a movie trying to kill the Swedish Chef and the CGI was somehow less convincing than that of a 2007 Pixar movie.

This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take HBO to the Max and watch the latest entry into the "dumped onto streaming" saga of 2020, The Witches.

They nitpick the mice, the chickens, and of course the accents.

The ghost is in the Skype call. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about this movie, I don't know what to tell you.

This Halloween, Nando DJ and Diggins log on and watch the original social distancing horror movie, Unfriended.

They nitpick the chats, the friends, and of course the blenders.