Mostly Nitpicking

As part of the Dance to Joker series, Nando and DJ are searching their memory cards and looking back at one of the best series in superhero video game history, the Batman Arkham games. That includes Arkham Asylum, City, Origins, and of course Knight.

They nitpick the tanks, the twists, and of course the Arkham Asylum Botanical Gardens. I mean, come on Arkham. What good can those possibly do?

What doesn't kill you...makes you...stranger! Ya get it? Not stronger. Stranger. Because...hes strange. It's very cerebral.

This week Nando and DJ travel to Gotham City (with a brief detour in China) to nitpick one of the most popular and possibly greatest movies of all time in The Dark Knight.

They nitpick the bullets, the pencils, and of course, the schoolbusses.

We're talking about satellites and microchips and bodysuits, which can mean only one thing: its time for Future Joker!

This week Nando and DJ dance their way over to New Gotham or whatever to watch the TV movie thing, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. They nitpick the nightclubs, the red herrings, and of course Joker's plan.

You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!

This week, Nando and DJ kick down the doors and dance their way into Gotham city to nitpick Batman 1989. They nitpick the Prince, the chemicals, and Michael Keaton.

They also talk about the recent Spider-Man kerfuffle.

Holy Painted-over Moustaches, Batman!

This week is the first week of our Road to Joker series. Nando and DJ surf all the way back to the groovy 1960's and watch Batman: The Movie. They nitpick the submarines, the fireman's poles, and of course the shark-repellent.

This time there is no family. And boy, are you gonna miss them.

Strap in! This week Nando and DJ punch punch punch punch punch kick punch punch to the newest movie that is barely connected to the Fast and Furious series, Hobbs and Shaw.

They nitpick the cameos, the DSS, and of course the helicopters.

It's time for some feet, flamethrowers, and ... more feet.

This episode, Nando and DJ cruise on down to old Hollywood to take a look at Once Upon a Time ................. in Mexico. Er. I mean Hollywood. Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood.

They nitpick the clothes, the flashbacks, and a certain historical event that Nando and DJ knew practically nothing about before they saw the movie.

Can you feel the meh tonight?

This week Nando and DJ are jumping on the backs of some ostriches and riding into the photo realistic but unexciting future that is The Lion King 2019.

They nitpick the mouths, the food chain, and honestly they spend like half an hour talking about the Cats trailer.

Behold! The Ninth Wonder of the World! As in, I wonder what Disney's plan was here?

This week Nando and DJ get on a train and travel to a very non specific time period to watch the live action Dumbo remake. They nitpick the elephants, the theme parks, and of course What Year Is It?!

It's The Commuter meets Groundhogs Day meets Rick and Morty. And in spite of that awful pitch, it's pretty good.

This week, Nando and DJ re-enter the multiverse and nitpick the original Jake Gyllenhaal multiverse movie (if you don't count Donnie Darko), 2011's Source Code.

They nitpick the Source Code management, the pizza delivery, and of course the stand up comedy.