Have you invented something worth billions of dollars?  Lucky you.  Just make sure not to leave your children a lump sum.  It seems that being handed infinite money for zero effort tends to turn people into lunatics.  Weird, right?  And speaking of lunatics with infinite money, the politicians we complain about so frequently seem to be getting dumber.  Is it something in the water?  I mean the special water they drink out of their jewel-encrusted chalices?  Maybe chalice water is bad for the brain.  More research needs to be done.

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