This week, the Shirleys talk tantalising Temu gifts, a potty-mouthed pre-schooler predicament and Heaven may be closing, but there are Bears aplenty!

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This week, the Shirleys talk stressful school runs, Adele's retirement, there's gossip at the Groucho Club and who does the short Shirley's son love the most??

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This week, the Shirleys talk being the latest victims of a sweeping Lego scam, the long Shirley butchers a club classic and does Princess Elsa say f***??

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This week the short Shirley pulls off a birthday extravaganza with a little help from Lily Allen. The Shirleys also discuss healthy morning routines and find out why on earth everyone's lining up to buy an old piece of fruitcake.

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This week, the Shirleys talk Trump's big win (and his even bigger son), compare the potency of their perfumes and the long Shirley finds out what Vagina really means.

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This week, the Shirleys peruse over premature present prep, pass-agg people at the pool and Pascale's pricey pallet is pulverised by pre-pubescent party goers!

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This week the Shirleys talk scathing notes from Miriam Margolyes, inventing a fake husband, mysterious artefacts and the short Shirley's son becomes a proper human being!

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This week the Shirleys talk sharing a cheeky glass with Boris, Lawrence Fox gets cancelled and one not-so-sweet 16!

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This week, the short Shirley is stuck in Jordan amidst international tensions, and the long Shirley is stuck in the rain back home. The Shirleys also discuss the possibilities of de-aging, and who hosted 100 weddings in one day?

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This week the Shirleys discover if Lily Allen holds the keys to immense pleasure, discuss travel essentials and the long Shirley gets philosophical!

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