Mouth Dancing

The lowdown on the different phases of hair growth. A reflection on life before the existence of mirrors. And why the Swiss were neutral during WWII. Be doggy.

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Could an MMA fighter beat a full-grown chimpanzee in a brawl? Why are certain kinds of animal poop preferred over others in our vernacular? Also, why eat spicy food? I answer all these questions here. Spice thyself.http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

You wanna know what's not okay? A certain epithet for men. Actually a couple. Also, accusing people of espionage, in addition to Pee-Pee Husk Face. Check it out if you wanna know why. Look inward.

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There's something you desperately need to know about Tolkien, and I let you know exactly that, in addition to the easy-to-digest and cruelty-free nature of bottled water, as well as give long overdue recognition to an inventor. Be inventful.

Disclaimer: I am not a medical expert. Do not take any health advice herein seriously.

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This episode is all about control. About how the CIA controls the press, people, and entire governments with mind control and cults. And managing your emotions. Control your narrative.http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

There's something you need to make sure of during Zoom meetings, and I'll tell you what that is. In addition, learn about how you're being surveilled by government spooks, as well as why religious persecution might be a good thing.

Disclaimer: This podcast is satirical and should not be taken literally. I do not condone violence or religious persecution.

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What have we here? Another episode of Mouth Dancing, in which I discuss how boring clothing is, as well as Chinese vampire/zombies, and all the ins and outs of desserts. You're gonna love this. Dress wacky.

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The connection between COVID-19 and PNW wildfires; the reason GMOs are a good thing; and the three groups that are not your friend but are advertised as such. Let's battle.

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If you wanna know where aliens really live, what use a certain feature on your boxers has, and about American war crimes, you've come to the right place. Be sovereign.

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Today I discuss what I think are subtle forms of disrespect that you should watch out for; how cool we humanoid apes think we are; and how cool spiders actually are. Respect spiders.

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