Did you throw your entire life away for your career? Fret not, because you can at least hear about street names and a new prehistoric source of meat here. Love yourself deeply.

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Looky and listen here. I'm going to tell you all about cringing, and the pitfalls of laughing too much, and the government's den of filthy gambling. Lubricate your parts.

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If you have nice skin, you may just be a young classic rock listener, but most likely not; and if you're ever near a beached whale, you should probably run, and I'll tell you why. Be supple.

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Ever wonder why we have to pay for water? Or about the identities of Internet trolls? Or which is better, cucumber or zucchini? Yeah, me too. Nourish your entire being.http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

I just want you to know that nutty desserts are not welcome here! Also, a diatribe about the Happy Birthday song, as well as an investigation into "free" programming that has advertisements. Pamper yourself.

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The audio in this episode will induce ASMR as I discuss 80s stand-up comedians, the term "y'all" and the proper bags for adult men to use. Soothe your ears.

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What do allergies, speaking English, and hot tubs have in common? Allergies can be un-American, and so can not speaking English. Hot tubs, on the other hand, are very American. So the first two have something in common with each other, but the last one doesn't have anything in common with the other two as far as I know. Love yourself.

Medical disclaimer: I'm not a doctor and I do not give medical advice. Talk to a doctor if you have any medical questions or concerns.

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I discuss different kinds of mystery meat and the aversion some people have to a certain kind of mystery meat; the need for babies to try a wider array of dairy products; and an idea inspired by the expression "you are what you eat." Taste different meats.

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What I'm talking about? Yanking pickles, meditation, boxer briefs, the evil things the government does, and love birds. Be vigilant.

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Hear ye. I offer some thoughts on seafood versus bugs, the term "mental midget," and grocery shopping. Check 'er out.

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