Mouth Dancing

A litany of subjects to start off the new year: the American celebration of New Years, resolutions, fireworks, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Orlando Bloom, snowy weather, what it was like in the caveman days (finding edible food, habitat, hair, flatulence, pleasuring oneself, relieving oneself, evolution, history, monkey ancestors), and wishing you a happy new year. Thank yourself.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

This is a special Christmas episode! I talk about Christmas, excess calorie consumption around the holidays, the solution to this excess calorie consumption, people who get upset about the term "Happy Holidays," Santa Claus, his elves, Mrs. Claus, the reindeer, and why Santa is at the North Pole. I close it out with holiday greetings. Lavish yourself.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

In this episode we traverse some exciting terrain: the art of broadcasting; cold weather's effects on human anatomy; flashing; "ethnic" food; more discussion about flashing; and non-dairy milks. This is all capped off with a rousing guitar ditty.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

I recall my recent trip to Las Vegas, which leads me to discussing gambling, staying in hotels, carry-on luggage, two-sided dice, cops in Vegas, human trafficking, and American puritanism. I polish it all off with an exploration of room temperature and IQ. Cherish yourself.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

Recording back-to-back episodes is no small feat but I did it because I'm committed to bringing you high-quality episodes, all the way down to the audio. On top of all this, I examine when violence is justified, being a good role model, what it's like to die, godliness, and what god looks like. I give thanks and appreciation, and ask you to share your podcast with me. Then I close it out with some thoughts on hugging and a tune on my guitar. No, thank you.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you built different, like PNW weather. Like a special announcement, you're a street person carrying different types of city filth, causing occurrences in my apartment complex, and making me compare Seattle's past level of cleanliness to that of now. You have me exclaiming and playing ditties in ode to you. Unleash your fruit.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

What did I talk about? Getting the winter blues, shifting gears, why some people like crappy weather, introversion and extroversion, and a cool idea for a movie. You're gonna freaking love it.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

This is episode 33 and the number 33 is very significant among conspiracy theorists, so I talk about that a little, as well as daylight savings time and Benjamin Franklin, the expression "don't get your panties in a bunch," and the real reason people drink coffee and beer. Treat yourself to a treat.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

After a brief introduction about appreciation, I smoothly transition into a discussion about recycling, followed by a whimsical thought about inhaling essences, a diatribe about foreign actors in Asian shows and movies, and a critique of modern music critics; then I polish it all off with a little guitar shredding. Thanks for always listening. Love your body.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/

We're going on a WILD ride this week. Come along as we wrassle with coffee, adults who eat like children, peeholes, pancake bread, and killer guitar riffs. Wowza! Get some.

http://www.twitter.com/mouthdancinghttp://www.instagram.com/mouthdancinghttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3pdKTu/