Mouth Dancing

When out in public, why is it okay to scratch certain parts of your body but not others? After that discussion comes a less dystopian vision of the future, a riveting tale about Central American chili peppers, and a puppy potty thought. Check 'er out.

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I've got a bone to pick with people who do things half-assedly, this country's obsession with a certain facial expression, a recipe thief, and a popular expression. But I manage to discuss it all in a very engaging and informative way, so check it out. Be delightful to be around.

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Get a dose of reality in this episode where I discuss brawling bums; take a break for my new podcast sponsor; and wonder about America's public toilet situation. Let your fondness grow huge.

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Why don't men receive flowers very often? I ponder this and also tell about a run-in with an old friend who now lives off the grid, and a crazy story from my elementary school days. I polish it all off with a new pants idea. Live extravagantly.

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How wondrous. The importance of socialization, midlife crises, a different kind of skincare regimen, and a little shopping story: These can all be found here. Thanks for looking. Taste life.

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Happy belated 4th of July! Herein there's talk of fireworks, encounters with small animals, caffeinated beverages, and weed and beer, man. Create a loving atmosphere.

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To celebrate our fourteenth episode, we discussed the Seattle heat wave, air conditioning, whether diarrhea is funny, and the walls that separate us. Go forth and reproduce.

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I hope you feel like being lectured, 'cause this episode is very educational. Subjects include museum going, armpits, the paparazzi, and a new insult. Never stop learning!

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An animal part and its human corollaries, the caveman lifestyle, an oft-ignored body part, and the supposed scariness of clowns: these are all carefully examined in this week's episode. Give your love to everyone.

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I was wondering about facial exercises, nomenclature for male parts, nudity, sidewalk etiquette, and terms for male masturbation, so I talked about them. Stay curious.

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