Mouth Dancing

Welcome to a very special 50th episode! I kick off the festivities by arguing to make pro wrestling a part of the school curriculum before explaining when I'm being serious and when I'm joking on this podcast. I also explore why doctors are always late, and I issue a warning about marketers. Thank you for commemorating this occasion with me.

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Some important ground is covered here, including a really sickening double standard, the true nature of children and old people, and the consistency of artisanal foods. Commune with yourself.

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Why I hate whistlers. Why they will start photoshopping reality. Why I don't like celebrating Presidents' Day. Why Antiques Roadshow is awesome. Appraise yourself.

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Contents:

-The aversion men have to using moisturizer

-A nefarious plot involving the Wall Street Journal

-Not caring what others think

-Private social media accounts

Thank you. Moisturize yourself.

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I talk about the stigma attached to shitting your pants; wearing glasses with a mask and the stigma attached to wearing glasses; and standing up for those who shit their pants or have foggy glasses. I also deliver a message about not shaming people who shit their pants or wear glasses, or don't shit their pants or wear glasses. Love your body.

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Dentist joke. Fifty is the new 20. Life expectancies. Dated LinkedIn profile pics. Ageism in the workplace. Salaries in relation to experience. Boomers. Gen X. Millennials. Living in denial. How to deal with denial. Enjoy things.

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Were you looking for a nice discussion about sausage festivals, true artistry in terms of writing and performing one's own work, street hecklers, and "living rent free in your head" and other popular expressions? Then this is it. Taste good.

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Why I don't ride in helicopters. Thoughts on the first words we teach babies. Southern vernacular. The "newness" of the coronavirus vaccine. And the cutest animals. Look for yourself.

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Why it's never wise to bring a less effective weapon to a fight involving deadlier weapons; the liberal approach to fighting the coronavirus; COVID-19 and New Year's Eve; the best thing to do on New Year's Eve; when the ending of a story says "the end"; dry January and other monthly campaigns

The above come up in this one. Thanks.

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What is it that I'm talking about? Rhyming homophones, for one. The rain melting away the snow, for another. And, next, how Seattle drivers handle snow. Then it's manspreading and ladyspreading in different international cities, followed by what it was like to be unemployed for a long time, and how routines keep you moving. On the heels of this comes a tip for workplace communication, how capitalism defines us and what state it's in, as well as a look into the expression "talking out of your ass." Thanks for coming along for the ride.

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