Mouth Dancing

Get a load of this: an alternative temperature at which beverages should be served, sports cars and mid-life crises, and the real reason your boss chewed you out. Understand others.

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Being told to take care of our basic needs, such as hydration, is a weird phenomenon. So are the coups that America stages all over the world, as are the unique properties of urine, all of which is explored on this episode. Overthrow yourself.

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I'll tell you who else needs turn signals, what I think of people who are supposedly "busy" all the time, as well as what I think about something that's very private and deserving of respect but doesn't get treated as such. Be loving.

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Read the title of this episode and ask yourself who I'm talking about because most likely it isn't who you think it is. Then be regaled by a discussion of "tea bagging," followed by some thoughts on crazy stage antics. Be thoughtful.

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Do you think K-Pop stans are a problem? Well, they have nothing on a certain other type of fan. I talk about that and the desirability of clowns, as well as the topic of men crying. Fascinate yourself.

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In this special money and finance episode, I cover whether the world of cryptocurrency needs a Warren Buffett–type figure, the way the Federal Reserve operates, and the best ways to manage your money.

Disclaimer: I am not a financial adviser or money expert. Please do not take any of this advice seriously.

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In this world of manipulations upon manipulations, you gotta pick up each other's receipts, hold photogenic people accountable for how good they turn out in pictures, and do the thing to the people who are doing the thing to you. Be magical.

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Let's go on a thought journey together through the lands of sartorial spirits, urine ubiquity, differences as definitions, and social media. Explore thyself.

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It's time for us to make a flaming hot exit out of here, because the spooks are abducting us and controlling our minds, man, with their media! Free thyself.

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Herein I talk about time traveling assassins, the formation of various forms of waste matter, and our memories. Reminisce yourself.

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