CDR helms the ship for a crazy one - a late 90's Italian production shot in Florida. We'll meet some idiotic teens who board a hyper-technological party boat, which may previously belonged to horny Scientists banging fish-hybrids . What could go wrong?

Do yourself a favor and check out the insane director's website: http://www.alvaropasseri.it/

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It's Jeremiah's maiden voyage breakdown of the Bronson movie where all he wants to do is harvest his melons, but the mob and local law enforcement just won't let him... at their peril!

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It’s New Year’s Eve 1999, and we’re counting down to Y2K with aliens wearing Zuba pants, piss-pants vampires, and Men In Black with hydrating masks. This may be the most incomprehensible movie we’ve ever watched for the show…which is really saying something! Yes, we watched the brain melter Alien Blood (1999)

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Tonight for our feature presentation:

We dive into the baffling 1995 public access cable Christmas special – The Disease That Stole Christmas – our very first stage production in Movie Melt history!

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The gang tackles the bizarro adolescent spin on the "Outlaw Couple" trope with Menahem Golan’s Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde from 1993!

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The gang is back to cover the Hong Kong movie that has it all. From leather clad, gender fluid, witchy, power couples with giant blue light saber penises, to magic loogies, to LOTS of urine from all kinds of creatures. You name it, this film has it.

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The Companeros dip into PM entertainment’s children’s catalog with the Sqauatchtober family classic Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home (1998) directed by Art Camacho!

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For Matt's final Portland show, Shea breaks down Judge & Jury (1996) starring David Keith and Martin Kove.

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Holy smokes! We're finally back with Uganda’s first action film – Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

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