Murder, She Recapped: A Murder, She Wrote Podcast

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Mrs. Lovett, and Miss Hannigan walk into a bar. Also, Magnum PI is there. And did I mention that it’s in Hawaii? What the hell is even going on?

We ask the important questions. Is there a break in the Magnum space time continuum? Did we finally get to see her eyeballin’ and pew pew’n? She’s not like a normal detective, she’s a cool detective? What’s he hunting and pecking on that turned off computer? Did they think she stole a gun, gift wrapped it, and gave it to some woman? Whatever happened to women in robes putting on jewelry? Why is his hairline a vertical triangle? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica McGill could not get enough of Frank Fletcher. She was so enamored with him that she followed him all the way to Boston that one summer after college. But the only job she could find was being a legman for ornery reporter, Haskell Drake. Jessica broke Haskell’s heart when she decided not to become a reporter full time and she went back to Cabot Cove. There, a schoolteacher job and her life with Frank were waiting. She could have been great! Now she gets a chance to make it up to Haskell and see if she still has the chops to make it in the news biz!

We ask the important questions. Comic Sans? Do we have to see his nipples? Did she eat a pack of cigarettes and skip acting class? What in the cocktail clown is she wearing? Is the bulldog a single mom who works two jobs? Is this a van of hot (TEMPERATURE) orphans? Is she Gossip, She Hounding? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher feels like a girl in highschool again. David is back in town and the butterflies are back in her stomach. The boy who sailed away has returned! And not just any boy. The boy most likely to…to…something. She can't remember what, but she knows for sure that it was really really cool.

We ask the important questions. Did he buy his outfit at the yacht store? Is this entire conversation a bit? Should we do a podcast about Murder, She Wrote? Did he get his chest out to commit elder crime? He's a doctor and he calls it her "funny bone"? Who was "the man most likely to flee the scene when the going gets tough" when you graduated highschool? ANYWAY? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Turkey is practical. Ham, forgettable. But corned beef, corned beef is different. Corned beef is a commitment. It's the sandwich for a man who asks forgiveness and not permission. In other words, a king. And a king doesn't eat at a deli. He eats in a castle. Corned Beef Castle. Rule your lunch. (Mad Men theme plays in background)

We ask the important questions. Is she a 1992 Dracula? Did she steal those teeth from a horse? Isn’t it nice to see Jessica eat street food again? Did she get sexy saxophones for doing thievery? Why does murder make them so horny? Not my corned beef, not my carnage? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Margo is new to this embassy. She just got in last night and she is not familiar with the comings and goings. Is it normal for there to be large groups of international people arriving late at night? Maybe. What does one wear for a midnight snack with uninvited guests? Is it a formal gown? Maybe. Is she expected to make those midnight snacks? Wasn’t she promised servants? Maybe. Should there be murder? Do you need a matching wrap to peek at that murdered person? Maybe.

We ask the important questions. Does Michael Haggerty have sexual tension with everyone? Is Laura being a sourpuss?Are Mark and Laura gonna physically fight? Can J.B. pull off a Carrie Bradshaw (no)? Are her bangs just 22 hairs? Is the chimp now an executive producer? Brothers now, more than ever? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Nothing beats a Juniper Lake Holiday. Couples get $10 off our best cabin. You know, the one with the tub. You've got sunken dinghies, a fishless lake, and only one unsolved drowning. But don't worry. The gang's all here to get to the bottom of it.

We ask the important questions. Are those Jiminy Glick driving glasses? Can I get hock hips with a side of Seth on the griddle? Are you team tennis shoes or team sneakers? Has the radio absolutely ruined her life? To solve this murder, let’s get together (yeah, yeah, yeah)? Did the writers just give up? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Constance is furious. Yes, she was annoyed, frustrated and quite honestly appalled when Jessica showed up three days before the wedding. But now, after moving around seating assignments and alerting her very very important and powerful friends that her successful sister in law would be present at these parties, Jessica is nowhere to be found. Does Jessica not understand common decency? Does she have no manners? Is she trying to kill Constance with this incredible stress? There was a reason she never liked her and never liked her husband and his stupid pipe. She should have made sure that Jessica’s invitation got lost in the mail. 

We ask the important questions. Did he call his wife Ol' Stancey? His father in law, the inventor of toaster strudel? Did he just get back from tying a woman to the train tracks? If Jessica knows it was a baseball bat, then isn't she the killer? He needed hepatitis clown blood? Who is gonna make us a Maylene Barbie? WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HAPPY THAT THIS MAN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Maylene is a horse girl. She loves riding horses. She loves jumping on and off of them and doing tricks on them. Horses understand Maylene, and she understands horses. Maylene doesn't understand cats. Especially not that tomcat, she made the mistake of marrying back when she was way too young and had way too many dreams. But do horse girls hate tomcats enough to kill them? You will not be finding out tonight!

We ask the important questions. How does that man know where the circus went? What’s the right age for a boy to cuddle a baseball bat? Is he an actual bridge troll from hell? She threw out the fish purse? Who put the table and chair in the center ring? What’s with the juggle clubs? Fashion Lady?! Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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We have wrapped up Season Two of Murder, She Wrote! So, the time has come again to recognize and uphold excellence in a world inhabited by our beloved Jessica Fletcher. Follow along as we nominate some truly remarkable moments, characters, hairdos, and more! And then follow us on Instagram and TikTok to vote for the winners! 

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher is in Cedar Heights, and there is an adult man at the country club who goes by Binky. And everyone goes along with it. They don’t ask questions. They don’t snicker when he says it. They keep a straight face. They say “Binky” when they want his attention. His name is Binky.

We ask the important questions. Is she wearing a whipped cream clown outfit? Why is the back of her hair none of her business? Is he dressed in only seersucker and chest? When being accused of murder is it good to yell “STOP IT!”? Are the half walls to ventilate the nervous toots? Is the best place for sexy talk next to your sister’s casket? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

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