As a former cruise ship comedian, just writing this description brings back some challenging memories for me, so I’ll keep it brief. If I had to sum up our girl Corinne’s experience on a cruise ship, it would be: 

“I could’ve told you that.”

Let’s get straight to the point—cruises stink.

“Hey kids, would you like to spend five days on a boat full of people you wouldn’t even talk to on solid ground if your hair was on fire? Do you want to be surrounded by those same people engaging in some pre-planned, manufactured fun?”

If the answer is yes, then grab some shorts that will guarantee no one will fantasize about taking off of you, some sunscreen that smells like your Grandpa’s swamp region, and meet me on the Lido deck! 

This is part one of a two-part recounting of Corinne’s adventures at sea. 

Enjoy!

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Whether you're a fan of deep tissue massages or prefer a gentle touch, one thing's for sure: we can all agree that our massage therapist should practice the ancient art of STFU! 

Join us as we sift through our electronic mailbox in the sky, tackling the intriguing problems that our "swimmers" send our way. Whether it be a chatty massage therapist or middle seat “rando”, we provide our insights on navigating the sea of weirdos we encounter on this journey we call- life. 

We love you, swimmers! 

Here’s to hoping your holidays are swimmingly wonderful!

Enjoy.

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Let’s be honest. Kids and adults know that learning to spell in 2024 is a complete and total waste of time. Grammarly, spell-check and ChatGPT has made everything irrelevant but we need somewhere to warehouse kids while their parent flirts on Slacker with another parent working-from-home that describes themselves as a “Cleveland 7.5” in their LinkedIn bio. 

So if we agree spelling doesn't matter, why not let our own Corinne K. do it? 

Don't answer that. 

We do however, have time to answer and respond to a few Geaux Naked FB inquires about: enemas, potty training and when to give in to the impulse of raising your child as a feral animal.

Enjoy! 

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Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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Warning: in today’s episode, we dive into some stories that will leave you (and Corinne’s last date) questioning everything. 

We kick things off with a wild tale from Corinne who manages to do in just a few short months what typically takes 15 to 20 years of marriage: systematically break a man down, causing him to question everything he thought he knew, including his faith in God? 

As he embarks on a (forced) journey of self-reflection and improvement, Coco uncovers how his path intertwines with a beloved site in our swimmer community, "Are We Dating the Same Guy?". 

Sometimes, websites intended for good can take a turn for the worse, this may be one of those times.

But that’s not all! 

We also tackle an eye-catching confession making waves online: a man who claims he may only be gay when he's at high altitudes? 

No. Seriously. This is crazy. 

Buckle T.F. up! 

Enjoy.

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Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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Do you know who throws the sickest parties? 

People with Covid. …And sometimes- through no intention of your own; those people- are you. 

A pregnancy test may need to be taken at the end of a wild sex party; but in 2024, responsible partiers know to take a Covid test before you leave the house. 

The times; are “a-changin’”. Some couples struggle with communication, others; with fidelity- but a select few couples know THE REAL STRUGGLE: finding “rubber” sheets that align with the pre-determined color scheme of your headboard and comforter.  

That’s right we’re talking about guys that wet the bed and the women on their 9th mattress because of them. Finally. We all have reservations on a first dinner date, but what if that date comes attached to those reservations? Confused so were we, but a new “foodie” angle on dating might be on to something a little’ spicy!

Come say hi:

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Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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The best way to prepare you for today’s podcast would be to tell you that, “buffet of foolishness” was in serious consideration for today’s episode title. 

Corinne encounters an old friend at the airport, and they reminisce about a hilariously unique “special gift” they once shared—trust us, you’ll want to hear this story! 

We dive deep into the age-old saying “beauty is pain” and explore the darker twist of “beauty could possibly lead to permanent disability.” What does that even mean? You’ll see. 

Finally, while Corinne has always been our 2x“Survivor Queen”, she might just take on a new title: “Duchess of 7/11. ”What does that even mean? Tune in to find out, because in Corinne’s world, logic often takes a a much needed vacay.

Enjoy.

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Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

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Bless Your Quilted Heart!

In this episode, we dive into the intriguing world of quilted hearts—yes, they exist! But navigating their complexities might feel as daunting as deciphering the 2024 tax code. Confused? No worries! They’ve got an FAQ section to tackle all those burning questions you never wanted the answers to.

We explore the heartwarming reality that animals living on the streets can find loving homes, while mattresses remain sadly unadoptable. 

Plus, we wade into the very shallow waters of “unschooling”—a parenting approach that’s gaining traction in the fall-down-drunk, step-parenting community. 

You’re going to love it! 

Enjoy. 

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Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

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In this episode, I’m joined by my forever friend, Corinne Kaplan, who never fails to surprise me with her candidness. We dive into Corinne’s deep obsession with Halloween and explore the layers of her excitement as she contemplates her costume for this year. 

It is equal parts amusing, and terrifying that she can generate legitimate, stomach-churning anxiety over her Halloween costume- in September. 

Now that I think about it, doesn’t that best describe the holiday known as Halloween? 

Nothing like a little “pre-anxiety” to kick off the holiday season!

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Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

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Welcome Back!

We invite you to join us for a stroll… no, really! Come take a long walk with us. Mostly because that’s what Corinne seems to do best. If you’re in Colorado, chances are you’ve spotted her wandering the streets for miles on end. Usually, after someone has walked as much as she does, they’re now seen in the eyes of their village as a man and granted the right to marry. But for Corinne, it’s just another opportunity to ponder the pressing issues we tackle in this podcast. And oh, the issues are plentiful! From getting ghosted by a Bumble date not once, but twice, to wondering when the next election is scheduled, we cover it all. But wait, there’s more! Amidst our playful banter, we received an intriguing email from a swimmer navigating a unique family dynamic. So, grab your walking shoes, tune in, and enjoy the journey with us!

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Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

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Lubricant, rubber gloves, and Play-Doh are useful items in two very distinct communities. The former; is the community of people interested in making impromptu, exterior explosives. The latter community, tends to focus their attention on creating internal explosives. I think you can guess which community will be shining a light on today.

After finding some disturbing graffiti at her home it prompts a question that must be answered: is our own Corinne Kaplan in the middle of a gang war? Probably not, but will prevent her from freaking out and jumping to irrational conclusions about how to settle this turf war once and for all!? 

Absolutely. 

And for that we love her.

“You should assume everybody with me as a swinger.” 

Normally, this is said to you a few seconds after the door has shut behind you at the Playboy mansion- but not in this case. In this case it was stated by Corinne’s “witch” friend- finally breaking the stereotype that brooms are the only thing they’re interested in riding. 

Lastly, we have a craigslist: missed connection from a funeral. Sadly, this isn’t a connection you can find in the funeral guestbook… unless that guestbook is located in the unisex stall. 

All this and more in today’s episode.

Enjoy!

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