Is Tayshia going to kiss everyone? How does Kenny keep his chest so smooth? Will Blake ever get to use the book on Alzeimers to score? Who has the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome? How many murderers are they going to cast on this show? Will Jason ever be able to have an emotion again? Is it possible that Tayshia has chemistry with everyone on the planet? Who the hell are these new randos? Can Michelle and Colin learn four more names?

Is it fair to ask your man to do anything more than show up? Is Blake really the perfect match for Clare? Are the men as confused we are? Is Colin really prepared to have his wife, Bridget, outshine him as a guest on the podcast? How long until Bennett is arrested for the many serial murders he has surely committed?

Listen to find out!

How many times did Yosef practice saying that Clare was classless? Did we all expect more from the oldest Bachelorette? Are we all just appeasing Clare? Is Clare better at gaslighting or weeping? Is Dale the best suited to Clare? (yes.)

Is Clare Crawley just Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock? Does Yosef have redeeming qualities? Is Dale unbeatable? Is Blake going to snap and kill everyone? What would you say if you had to pretend you were half in love with a woman you hardly know?