If you woke up today thinking, “Wow, I hope my neighbors don’t solve disputes with a hammer,” congratulations — you’re already ahead of Hillsboro.

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite comedy podcast dives headfirst into a buffet of local chaos, celebrity controversy, and just enough heartfelt nostalgia to make you question your emotional stability.

We kick things off in the Central West End where a 58-year-old man allegedly went on a full naked rampage in a high-end apartment building. Elevators were involved. Statues worth $500K were harmed. Security guards saw things they cannot unsee. This comedy podcast breaks down the entire “Friday the 13th but make it STL” moment and asks the important question: how does one man cause a million dollars in damage without pants?

Then we pivot to Wash Ave, where a repeat offender made some very poor life choices less than two weeks after getting out of jail. We discuss personal recognizance bonds, public safety, and why “can’t stop, won’t stop” should not apply in this context.

From there? Neighborhood drama escalates into full-on hammer justice in Hillsboro. A dad confronts another dad about bullying… and ends up facing first-degree assault charges. Conflict resolution tip from this comedy podcast: maybe try literally anything else first.

We also honor the passing of Blueberry Hill co-founder Linda Edwards and reflect on what she meant to The Delmar Loop and St. Louis culture. It’s heartfelt. It’s nostalgic. It’s the one moment in today’s comedy podcast where we don’t roast someone.

Then it’s Crap On Celebrities time — and we get into the uncomfortable but fascinating world of celebrities who somehow survived cancellation. From Snoop Dogg’s glow-up to Mark Wahlberg’s past, Vince Neil’s history, Mike Tyson’s comeback, and the wildly inconsistent court of public opinion — we break down who gets forgiven and why.

Plus:

Shia LaBeouf spotted at Mardi Gras

Justin Timberlake allegedly on a “no boys night” leash

AI lawsuits coming for Hollywood

Santana & The Doobie Brothers blessing STL

And Moon trying to explain tech business strategy while we slowly age in real time

It’s another beautifully unhinged installment of your favorite comedy podcast — daily chaos, sarcastic humor, pop culture commentary, and St. Louis stories that make you grateful for your relatively normal apartment building.

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