Join us as we skip 95% of an episode because it quite literally is entirely stuff we've seen before plus about a minute and a half of new content. But hey, at least we get a cool fight and a Pakkun sighting out of the deal?

It's NARUSHOW!

These are literally the worst episodes in the history of Naruto, and I feel fully comfortable saying that. Listen, as the plot doesn't move at all and we get a whole bunch of backstory that doesn't actually matter. And we find out why Sasuke is the narc that he is.

It's NARUSHOW!

With Tim out this week, we decided to make Taylor look like an idiot! Emily tells him the title of animes that he's occasionally heard of (this is generous) and he tries to tell everyone what it is!

It's...NARUSHOW? KIND OF?

Gaara does some work to finish off the bone boy Kimimaro, and almost completely blows it. And then we talk about Detective Pikachu for a while in order to put off talking about Sasuke for as long as humanly possible. But then, we embark on an endeavor to, uh, finish Naruto? We're nearing the end, folks!

It's NARUSHOW!

The Sand Siblings are here to save the day, and oh boy are we excited! Also some garbage with Naruto and Sasuke happens, but we'd prefer to just ignore that happening entirely. Whatever, who cares.

It's NARUSHOW!

Three words: Drunk. Rock. Lee. What else do you need to know?

It's NARUSHOW!

Kimimaro is rapidly climbing the list of the Worst Characters in Naruto, which is impressive, considering Orochimaru, you know, exists. Plus, Shikamaru develops a sick plan to defeat Slipknot and Kiba earns his name back.

It's NARUSHOW!

Can we handle three different fights in a row? Can Emily even try to keep up with all the wackiness that's required? Can Tim push himself to get past Kimimaro's disgusting antics? Can Taylor stay awake after his long weekend? These questions answered, and more!

It's NARUSHOW!

Neji vs. Spider-Man. The Dirtbag Squad vs. The Orochimaru Goons. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners vs. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners. Orochimaru vs. A Suspiciously Modern Shower. Taylor vs. Pronouncing Words. The Lack of Motor Vehicles in Naruto vs. Kabuto's Several Computers.

There's a whole lot of battles going on in this week's pair of episodes, and we're here to break them all down.

It's NARUSHOW!

Finally, Neji does some cool and good stuff, taking his first steps on the road to redemption. He still has yet to overcome his eugenicist ways, but at least he took a few webs to the face. Also, everyone yells at Taylor for not editing gross sounds out of the podcast, Emily gets upset about spider buttholes, and Tim gets mad at Los Angeles weather.

It's NARUSHOW!