The NBA is back. It is the one day that people will pay any attention. Why is it that the most passionate NBA fans look like they couldn't dribble a ball and walk at the same time?

I don't know how we get here, but I discuss childhood PE class.

Also, Taylor Swift is playing three shows in NOLA and the city is relocating the homeless for the occasion. God forbid the Swifties have to see hobo's who don't have friendship bracelets.