Nerds, coaches, Jim Delany, and the WORST. COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS. EVER.

What is the Sloan Conference? Is Bill more comfortable around coaches than nerds now?

CONFERENCE USA PREVIEW TALK: Can Bobby Wilder rebuild what he built at ODU (and what's the ceiling there)? Does Louisiana Tech have another gear? Can FIU transition from lucky to dominant? Where is Alcorn State? Can Southern Miss ride experience to another breakthrough (with a murderous schedule)?

ALSO: Let's talk about the WORST. COLLEGE FOOTBALL. TEAMS. EVER. (Congrats to Northern Arizona and Northwestern. And 1983 Rice.)

#AskPAPN: Dan Mullen absolutely exceeded expectations last year, the transfer portal is modifying bagman culture, NC State is the only cursed football program, the difference between an analyst and lower-level position coach, MORE USC QUESTIONS, sleeping giants vs. giants falling asleep, Jim Delany and oil money (and whether Larry Scott would have thrived as B1G commish), the loaded Big Ten West coaching roster, and Willie Taggart's issues at FSU (man, that Boise State game is huuuuuuge from an anxiety standpoint).

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