Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.

TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics. 

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Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties  

-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay? 

-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past 

-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME…they were co-parenting the chihuahua

-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE

-16:26 It goes DOWN!

-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.

-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here

-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive

-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen

-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry. 

-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away…to Tijuana, Mexico 

-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting

 

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