Never Tell Your Stories

One time, my mom wanted us to go on a picnic to an active volcano. We learn through that experience that nature don't get af what you wanna do.

Here it is. Montana. Schew, what a rough year.

George Floyd never got to finish his story. Nor did Freddie Gray, Breonna Taylor, Eric Garner, Trayvon Martin, Tamir Rice, Ahmaud Arbery, Sean Bell, Natasha Mckenna, Philando Castile, Oscar Grant, Kimiani Gray, Christian Taylor - the list goes on and has gone on for FAR too long. Black Lives Matter. Listen. Donate. March. And Listen Again.

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Listen, don't be upset - more of my stories are coming but I figure that if I want to tell a story ... I'll tell a story. Here's one about a real douchebag, Arthur Shawcross.

In honor of my 13th episode, I'm going to give you a story of a murder seriously most foul. The murderer's name is of no consequence. His victims were a pregnant mom and her two kids.

Have you ever been to New Mexico ... like really BEEN to New Mexico? Well, I have and it was in middle school and it was something that I've sort of forgotten. However, I have to put this down on audio so you're getting what I can remember. Now, listen to it, punk. Was that too mean? Eeep!

On the road again ... and again ... and again. This time we arrive in Sitka, AK. It's the Russian capital of Alaska but you can't see Russia from it.

Tis the season for an episode about my Christmas baby. He's going to be so pissed at me someday over this. Oh, well.

This is the story of the marathon ... the New York one ... and how I got there.

In this episode, dear listener, we delve into the wilds of Washington ... state. Not the District of Columbia. Speaking of DC, are you voting 11/6, Americans? Cool!