Hey - listen. This episode contains a lot of triggers and it's hard to hear and it isn't actually that funny. But, it's true and these two stories aren't the worst out there. Every women you know has one similar or worse and if you aren't voting, you are failing us. Please believe us.

This is a trick episode! Because it's actually Pink Shade with Erin Martin! Well, it's Erin and I talking about The Staircase but I need you to know that I'm still obsessed by this. OK? Thanks! Please listen to Pink Shade with Erin Martin wherever it is you listen to podcasts. Also, don't murder your wives!

Hoo boy! People die and relationships get weird and the world goes round.

divorce. it happens to the best of us.

This is the motherload, part 1.

Life is a questionable space that gets filled by mysteries. OR this is James Medlin's origin story.

This is a story about camping. It may trigger some audience members. Just kidding.