How often do you wish society would just go back to the old days before everyone was constantly on their phone? Well you're in luck, because we have the perfect solution. Simply go to prison. There isn't a smartphone to be seen behind those walls. And you don't even really have to commit a real crime to get there. Put your kid in an Instagram video and don't credit them. Bam, you're free of the tyranny of the iPhone for a few years.

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