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Let this guided meditation bring you into the New Year with logic and no promise of a brighter tomorrow. Put down your vision boards and reflect on your consistently poor life decisions to abolish the toxic ideals of a fresh start. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let this guided meditation bring you into the New Year with logic and no promise of a brighter tomorrow. Put down your vision boards and reflect&nbsp;on your consistently poor life decisions to abolish the toxic ideals of a fresh start.&nbsp;See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.

New Year, Same You.

A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.

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New Year, Same You.