NEWS WEAKLY 158 – 17th May, 2025

A podcast where we punch the news in the headlines... weakly.

Top Stories of the Week

Liberals and Greens crowd the glass cliff!

Donald Trump goes shopping for Gulf influence and possibly a jet!

Instagram’s algorithm recommends children to predators!

Quote of the Week

“Women aren’t being given opportunities for leadership—they’re being forced into disaster babysitting.”

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Credits

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music 'Historic Anticipation' by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

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NEWS WEAKLY 157 – 10th May, 2025

A podcast where we punch the news in the headlines... weakly.

Top Stories of the Week

India and Pakistan compete in new drone-catching sport!

A collection of post-election misconceptions!

A Woke Pope!

Quote of the Week

“NewsCorp is the herpes of media empires: just because you can’t see it right now doesn’t mean it’s not about to flare up again.”

Support the Show

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Credits

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music 'Historic Anticipation' by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NEWS WEAKLY – 156 (5th May, 2025): Post-Election Dissection and Erection

Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—copies the news stories off of a website then pretends like he wrote them himself, then starts a debate about who actually does own the news, while claiming he didn't copy, just takes inspiration very very literally.

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Peter Dutton gives orgasms!

The Greens are green with envy!

Who polls the pollsters!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“A man whose idea of unity was dog-whistling so loudly even actual dogs said, ‘Mate, bit much.’”

– On Peter Dutton's leadership style

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Love News Weakly? Keep it funded by joining the Patreon:

patreon.com/samishah

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music ‘Historic Anticipation’ by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—copies the news stories off of a website then pretends like he wrote them himself, then starts a debate about who actually does own the news, while claiming he didn't copy, just take inspiration very very literally.

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Election Shenanigans!

Also, India and Pakistan rattle sabres!

And, Canada votes, no one cares!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“It’s American culture without the calories and chronic diarrhoea.” – On Australia’s election season cosplay chaos

SUPPORT THE SHOW

Love News Weakly? Keep it funded by joining the Patreon:

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Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music ‘Historic Anticipation’ by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NEWS WEAKLY – EPISODE 154

“Consistency of Hypocrisy” – 19 April, 2025

TOP OPINION OF THE WEEK:

Guantanamo never closed, the rules-based order never applied, and now the cruelty once exported is finally coming home.

Also:

• Australians detained and deported from the US despite valid visas
• Transgender travellers profiled and imprisoned in Villawood
• Peter Dutton wants to cancel your citizenship
• And Trump’s latest plan? Outsourcing US citizens to El Salvadoran prisons!

From offshore detention to ICE raids, from CIA coups to the maskless face of empire, this week we look at what happens when systems built for them start turning on us—and why moral consistency, not just outrage, is what really matters.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

“If you only care when it’s you, that’s not morality. That’s narcissism with an accent.”

Support the Show:

Listen ro News Weakly ad-free by joining Sami on Patreon: patreon.com/samishah

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music: “Historic Anticipation” by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—pick the news up off the floor, holds it up to the light, stares at it closely, inspects it carefully, then decides the 3-second rule still applies and pop it into his mouth.

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

TRUMP’S ART OF THE NEW TARIFF!

DEBATE CLUBBED!

DEATH ZONE DIPLOMACY!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

SUPPORT THE SHOW

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Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music ‘Historic Anticipation’ by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

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Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—put the ew in news.

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Riffing Tariffs!

Monsters in Mandalay!

Le Love and Le Law is Blind!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Fairness is for nerds and this school runs on vibes and vengeance.”

— On Trump’s lunchroom approach to global trade policy.

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Join the Patreon at patreon.com/samishah

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music 'Historic Anticipation' by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

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Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—cuts the breaks on the news cycle and watches it pedal into traffic.

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Budget Bribes Australians for Cheap!

Salmon Fishing in The Tassie!

Pro-Palestine Protests Rock Gaza—Against Hamas!

Meta’s Literary Heist!

Support the Show!

• Ad-free episodes & discounts ➡️ Patreon.com/SamiShah

Theme music 'Historic Anticipation' by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

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🎉 NEWS WEAKLY 150 – 22nd March 2025 🎉

It’s the big 150th episode of News Weakly—and we’re celebrating with the usual mix of headlines, satire, and one possibly horny space capsule.

🧨 Top Stories of the Week

Dutton’s Referendumb!

The Ceasefire That Couldn’t Cease Fire

SpaceX or Space Sex?

🧠 Quote of the Week

“Dutton isn’t trying to be America’s Trump. Trump is America’s Dutton.”

💥 Support the Show!

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/samishah for bonus content and the warm feeling of morally superior support.

🎟️ Also: The 150th episode was recorded LIVE at Comedy Republic in Melbourne! If you were there, you’re part of history. If not, you’re part of regret.

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

🎵 Theme music 'Historic Anticipation' by Paul Mottram

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—breaks down the biggest stories with just enough sarcasm to keep us from screaming into the void.

🎟 Live Show Alert! Tickets for the News Weakly 150th episode live show are on sale now! March 21st, 6:30pm, at Comedy Republic, Melbourne. Get them at ComedyRepublic.com.au, or join Patreon for a discount: Patreon.com/SamiShah.

🗞 This Week on News Weakly:

• An editorial rant about free speech, comic book legal defence, Neil Gaiman, and the right to blasphemy.

🎧 Support the Show!

• Ad-free episodes & discounts ➡️ Patreon.com/SamiShah
• 🎟 Live show tickets ➡️ ComedyRepublic.com.au

Thanks for listening! See you next week!

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