Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

x

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.

luv u x

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

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OVER IT EP 51.3

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.

In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51

Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.

I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.

Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me [email protected]

PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50

It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!

50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it.  I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson

PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me [email protected]

PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!

I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.

I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off!

Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me [email protected]

PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48

I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.

if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.

Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.

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AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)

Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.

Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!

Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!

Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.

Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons