Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,

I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo

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Email me!

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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.

I had a mental breakdown

at the start of the pandemic

I was hospitalised and realised

my mind was problematic

now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days

though I feel kinda better

yet I still get sad Hooray

got a 7-year-old daughter

that I want to not fuck up

I used to be kind of famous

but my ego mucked it up 

here I air my dirty laundry

share my deepest darkest secrets

here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.

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Remember I love you!!!!!

don't be a snow-fake.

https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0

Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.

say hello

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listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick 

https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520

Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

x

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.

luv u x

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

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OVER IT EP 51.3

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.

In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51

Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.

I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.

Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me [email protected]

PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50

It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!

50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it.  I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson

PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me [email protected]

PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected]

You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons