You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos. 

But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal. 

From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner…

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