Night Classy

Kat introduces us to Gloria Ramirez, the definition of TOXIC. Her personality was lovely but she was mysteriously oily, her blood smelled of amonia and had flecks of... something... in it. Next, Hayley reveals the secrets of an ancient underground city which closely resembles an ant farm.

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Hayley wraps up her lesson on The Silk Road AKA anonymous Amazon + drugs. The moral of the story is never use your personal gmail when running an international drug trade. Next, there's nothing George Hull does better than revenge. Kat introduces us to modern farmhouse icon, the Cardiff Giant. What the giant lacked in authenticity and biblical relevance, he made up for in his manly anatomy. Amen.

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Do you remember more facts from Night Classy lessons than Kat and Hayley? Well, it's time to test yourself. We are sharing this Trivia Night episode usually exclusive to Patreon subscribers.

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In this episode, we cover trivia from Night Classy episodes 27 and 28. (The McMartin Preschool Trial, Lisa Frank, The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, and The History of Birthdays.) © 2023 Parasaur Studios

Hayley covers "Anonymous Amazon" which is what we like to call ourselves when packages show up at our doorstep and we have no idea who could've possibly ordered all these??? Anonymous packages also come in handy when your name is Ross Ulbricht you're operating the largest online black market: Silk Road. Next, Kat teaches us about the Sunken Cost Fallacy with a real word example! The 1981 movie ROAR will literally kill you if you drink everytime you hear the name "TOGAR," who happens to star as one of over a hundred wild animals in "The World's Most Dangerous Movie Ever Made."

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List Bitches ASSEMBLE! Kat and Hayley are sharing this List Bitch episode usually exclusive to Patreon subscribers.

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In this episode, Hayley does a listicle on the coolest scientific discoveries in 2022 and Kat covers a list of Celebrity Ghost Experiences. Honorable mention: Alec reads a list of Gatorade flavors from worst to best. Gatorade: Worst to Best

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Kat examines the mysterious corkscrew seal murders and the possible suspects. Could it be a blind shark? A positional thruster (nice)? Or perhaps a seal-ial killer?? Then, Hayley shocks everyone with the TRUTH about glitter. What is 'Big Glitter' hiding from the public? Military jets? Chemtrails? Feminine fishing boats?? The answer will 'rock' you.

High-pitched voice theory - Neanderthal - BBC science

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Snek oil, apply directly to the forehead! Snek oil, apply directly for the forehead! That's our interpretation of what an 1800s commercial for snake oil would sound like. And don't get it confused with the very real and highly effective Chinese folk medicine! Learn the origins of the snake oil idiom with Kat, then learn about our next conman of the week: Gregor MacGregor! The "Prince of Poyais" conned his way into the Mosquito Coast, and it's worse than it sounds!

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Wipe that smile off your face because Hayley came with a doozy this week. The most depraved part of her interests brings you the horrific backwoods Canadian torture cult of The Ant Hill Kids. Listen on to hear the one thing "Big Canada" doesn't want you to know. Next, Kat "tickles the dragon's tail" with the story of Rufus the Demon Core: the third and never-deployed nuclear bomb of World War II. Rufus was never detonated, but that did not stop him from taking two human lives. Bikini Atoll Atomic Blast Footage (YouTube)

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Happy New Year Classymates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together into this SUPER episode. Enjoy Bodyfarms and Nellie Bly Undercover.

Happy Holidays to our Night Classmates! Nothing says Christmas like deadly disease and psychedelics amiright? Kat takes us to Nome, Alaska where a team of super mushers risked everything to deliver life-saving diphtheria medicine in The Great Race of Mercy. #justicefortogo. Then, Hayley explains some possible origins of our most beloved Christmas traditions. If only Christmas still involved Shaman, magic mushrooms, and reindeer pee.

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