Night Classy

It's officially the Halloween season and we are not going to let you forget it! Kat starts out with a paranormal classic: The Bell Witch. The Bell Witch is considered a compelling case for the existence of the paranormal as it ends in a real-life murder. And honestly, we might be team witch. Then, Hayley explains exactly why we are scared of clowns and where they come from. John Wayne Gacy started the fad, but as with any trend, clowns will always cycle back.

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The annual Oktoberfest episode is here! Kat's lesson brings us to a storybook castle in a storybook setting: Neuschwanstein! Like any good fantasy, the castle housed a king who was, unfortunately, too beautiful. Too beautiful to get wrapped up in royal conspiracy? Decide for yourself. Next, Hayley teaches us how poultry farmer, Juan Pujol García, became a #bossbabe freelance spy during World War II. All you really need to do is watch Harry Potter on a loop and come up with a good codename! Prost!

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Hayley recaps the mysterious death of Artemus Ogletree. We don't know what bell boys do, but walking into a bloody crime scene is certainly not in the job description. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on something she hates: ice cream! But at least modern ice cream doesn't contain cooked eggs or goose liver. Join us as we dissect exactly how ice cream is an essential part of the American war machine!

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Hayley disturbs us all with the story of wild west outlaw, "Big Nose George," the fashion icon. Big Nose George killed, but had they added the nipples he would have SLAYED. Then, sit on Ronald McDonald's lap as Kat tells the story of real life hamburglar, Jerome Jacobson. This is the McDonalds Monopoly scandal, though we know the real scandal is the broken ice cream machines.

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Content warning: This episode contians. references to sexual assault, pedophilia, CP, and mental illness like depression and suicide.

This week, Hayley covers the case of David Reimer. Anonymously known in the medical community for years as the "John/Joan case," after his parents sought medical expertise for an irregularity while urinating. This resulted in over a decade of experimentation and abuse. David broke his silence in 1997 in hopes of preventing his experience from happening to anyone else. Next, Kat passes the vibe check with a lesson on a "swfit and deadly killer, who left behind a trail of blood." The Champawat Man-eater paralyzed villagers in fear for SEVEN YEARS. She could not be beat! Personally, we would use all the sick days to NOT try and find/fight this tiger, but it's a good thing there are Jim Corbits in this world.

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Canada check! Kat tells the story of Marie-Josephe Angelique, an enslaved woman whose bravery and tenacity made her a symbol of black resistance. She probably didn't start the fire, but we'd love that for her if she had. Next, Hayley brings the drama with the allegedly cursed Hope Diamond. The diamond is big, it is also blue, don't take it home, or dogs will eat you.

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This week, Kat covers a 1950s game show scandal, which feels much less like a game when the Supreme Court gets involved. Come for the drama, stay for the unique names and a surprise origin story at the end! Next, Hayley covers how one painting (Madame X…) apparently ruined the models life, and it's not because she (Amélie Gautreau) couldn't sit still and was "bad all around."

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Be scared, because Hayley's here to tell you about Ilya Ivanov and his love of artificial insemination. Ivanov's ultimate goal was to produce a chimp-human hybrid.. by any means necessary. You know it's bad when the Soviets tell you what you're doing is immoral. Then, hide your communion wafers and your pigs for Kat's lesson on animal trials. RIP Harambe.

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Kat covers the umbrella murder of Georgi Markov. Bad boy broke the #1 rule: Don't make fun of the government! To be fair, it's a heroic act to speak out against Bulgarian communism… But no one expects to die by... Well, just listen to the episode! Next, Hayley takes us down under to tell us about the time a shark helped solve a murder mystery involving characters like the Australian Tony Soprano and the poster boy for big dairy!

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Kat covers the Strelzyk and Wetzel families' daring escape from East Germany in their homemade hot air balloon. You know living under the Soviets was bad when 8 people were willing to fly 8,200 feet in the air in a contraption that failed many times. Not even Chipotle could make us shit our pants that hard. Next, Hayley discusses near death experiences and their window into the afterlife. Did the first guy burn because he was a childhood bully or because he was literally struck by lightning? You decide!

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