Kat teaches a lesson on Deep Throat, the movie not the Watergate mole. Although they might have something in common- can we be 100% sure Nixon didn't have a clitorous in the back of his throat? Then, Hayley tells the life story of Lord Byron, the 19th century's favorite unhinged thinspo influencer. Unfortunately for him, extreme dieting does NOT prevent STDs, and neither does sleeping with your sister.

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Kat's lesson takes us to New France aka France 2 (the sequel) aka NAWLINS. Also, some strange pale girls carrying caskets for duffle bags are following us. NONE of this lesson is embellished so throw on your Team Edward shirt and learn the legend of The Casket Girls. Up next, we may no nothing about coding but we do know World of Warcraft developers nailed it when they accidentally created an in-game pandemic in 2005. Real world epidemiologists studied gamer behavior ie: how players did/did not quarantine, or how some chose chaos and spread the "Corrupted Blood" intentionally. *side eye emoji*

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Nepotism pays, but it also KILLS. When daddy's money couldn't buy Michael Rockefeller what he wanted, he paid with his life. Or did he?? Then, get ready to 'add to cart' because we're here to remind you about crystals. Do they actually have healing powers? Only if you think they do!

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Kat covers one of the internet's most beloved species: Florida Man. Need we say more? From killing a man with a sword named "Kindness" to closet adventures, it seems the Florida Man cannot be stopped. Next, Hayley ponders if inmates at Alcatraz could actually escape the island alive? Evidence points to a trio of men escaping but no one knows for sure...

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If you grapefruit your man and Kim Kardashian pomelos her man, does that mean mosquitos mandarin orange their man? This week on this mosquito cockfighting ring that we call a podcast, Hayley tells us about the world's most hated creature and how we can eliminate them! Then, *click clack* *swish swish* Kat breathes into your ear some sweet sweet ASMR. Love it or hate it, the science is fascinating.

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Come for RuPaul and The U-Hauls and Shantay, you stay for Star Booty! This week, Kat covers the awe-inspiring life of QUEEN, RuPaul Andre Charles. Happy Pride Month! You better work! Next, Hayley takes us off the deep end and covers the relatively new conspiracy of The Tartarian Empire. "Tartar Truthers" take the most Euro-centric route possible and blame a "covered up" civilization on all governments... and the Mud Flood.

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Hayley tells us Alice in Wonderland was a real person, and the whole story is just one big creepy detail. Yeah, this is not a fun lesson. Drink every time we say "disgusting." Then, Kat reminds us that humans have always been weird and terrible! Depression-era Dance Marathons were not as cute as they sound and often ended in hallucinations, mania, and sometimes death.

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Kat covers the Gin Craze where you can get drunk for a penny or dead drunk for 2 pennies! Gin and tonic, to know her is to love her. But some people loved her a little too much. Next, Hayley quieries, who let the dogs out? If you exclaimed, "Bow Wow!".... You're wrong. Join us as we examine one of the music industry's most annoying yet mystifying songs, with the help of Jeeves, of course.

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Hayley covers Joffrey Baratheon's inspo: the Roman Emperor Caligula. Like and follow for his cute nighttime skin care routine of almost murdering his bestfriend and donate to us on Patreon so Hayley can be exiled to an island. Then, Kat introduces us to Fistulous Alexis, the man with the hole in his stomach. Thanks to Alexis St. Martin, we know what stomach acid tastes like.

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"Rats and cats" was the 1800s version of chain email, a simpler time when reliable sources were traveling men and evolution occurred in 5 generations or less. Kat teaches us how one rumor about cold storage pest solutions swept the nation and beyond. Next, Hayley continues the "1800s were wild" theme in a lesson on hypnosis and one of the first times it was used in court as a defense! Hypnosis is the devil but it can 100% help with your next amputation.

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