Night Classy

"Rats and cats" was the 1800s version of chain email, a simpler time when reliable sources were traveling men and evolution occurred in 5 generations or less. Kat teaches us how one rumor about cold storage pest solutions swept the nation and beyond. Next, Hayley continues the "1800s were wild" theme in a lesson on hypnosis and one of the first times it was used in court as a defense! Hypnosis is the devil but it can 100% help with your next amputation.

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Franz Anton Mesmer discovered that the antidote to all mammalian ailments is a magnetized rod. Isn't it weird how women always seem to need healing between their thighs? Then, it's time to FIDE for your right to play chess! Susan, Sofia, and Judit Polgar broke barriers for women in chess, while their father cracked the code on raising child prodigies.

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Of all the ways to evangelize, stigmatics chose the scariest way. Kat delves deep into "an amount" of scientific research on the stigmata condition which produces mysterious wounds corresponding to the Christian wounds of Jesus during crucification. Next, Hayley takes us on a true crime journey to Skidmore, Missouri to meet Ken Rex McElroy and the town that banned together when official law enforcement wouldn't!

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When sugar mommies call, we listen! Alec delivers a specially requested sequel to his Patreon treasure hunt lessons with the Oak Island money pit mystery. Is pirate treasure there, or is it one of the History Channel's classic hoaxes? Then, Kat teaches a mini lesson on Japanese cryptid: Kappas. They do have 3 anuses, but cucumbers only go in their mouth! Next, Hayley tells us about coincidences and why they only exist if you're spiritual and self-obsessed. Which we all are, so it works.

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Kat & Hayley are sharing these two classic Night Classy Patreon episodes, previously only available at www.patreon.com/nightclassy

This double feature is a combo of two substitute episodes taught by our wonderful producer Alec Ogg. Part 1 (recorded in June 2020) introduces us to Forrest Fenn's treasure and the series of clues that sent thousands hunting for it. The first part ends with a WILD twist⁠⁠— don't google it, just listen. Part 2 is the unbelievable follow-up recorded in April 2021.

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Public executions are a thing of the past, so it's a good thing we have murder podcasts. Why does true crime slap so hard? Hayley's here to tell you! Then, grab your Nikes because we're running for a cure- for rabies! Rabies is so scary it almost makes us believe in God. Thank glow stick Jesus we have St. Hubert's key to keep us safe.

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"Houska Castle: Built By Ghosts, For Ghosts!" Kat tells the mysterious tale of how this nonsensical castle was constructed over Czech Republic's very own crevasse to Hell. Not even the elixir of life can save you! Next up, Hayley covers Cosmic Watergate aka a big, stinky coverup of an alien crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. The only verifiable takeaway from the Roswell Incident is that face down, ass up is best practice when free falling from an airplane/weather balloon/UFO… But we already knew that.

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Hayley asks the question: "What are girls good for?" If you said infiltrating a psych ward to expose its abuses and catalyze change, you'd be right! Nellie Bly was a glass ceiling-breaking stunt journalist who knew how to pack light and pass as a baby. Then, Kat covers the creepy story of Ketchup king and ghost(??) Danny LaPlante. Danny may not have been tall, hot, and blonde, but he WAS a creepy spree killer who never showered.

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2 in the light shade, 1 in the stinking nightshade! Hope you're not too shocked by Kat's lesson on deadly nightshade plants with beautiful names like ~nicotine~ and ~potato~. Because it's true, toxins could be right there in your pantry, on your pizza or possibly across the street at Chipotle. Next, Hayley has a question: were the Vikings bloodthirsty brutes or were they just blondes having more fun? After a long day of pooping the land, anyone could use a stress-relieving raid, right? Grab your hornless helmet and let's go on a learny journey!

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This one goes out to the dark angels! Hayley tells the horrifying story of "the pockmarked man" who terrorized Paris for a decade. To avoid being murdered, don't take shortcuts, never be a young woman, and if you have a helpful, friendly neighbor, just do not leave your house. Then, get your spaghetti colander and pirate costume because we're going to CHURCH! Kat's here to tell you how you can have access to a beer volcano, worship a flying noodle monster, and enforce the separation of church and state.

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