Night Classy

Can't we all just say mermaids are real and get on with it!? Kat covers the Feejee Mermaid! Ok, so it's not a mermaid but look at the monkey head sewn onto the fish tail and tell us it doesn't feel right. And speaking of things that don't feel right, Burt's Bees hurts mees! Hayley cannot mind her own beeswax, Kat is pushing 30… I mean, pushing 26, and Ingram Burt Shavitz was so vapid that he walked away from millions of sweet sweet lip balm dollars so he could live in a retrofitted bird coop. We all have our red flags.

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Check if your heart is still beeping... this may be the closest the two lessons have ever coincided! Kat covers forensic body farms where you may get a rigor mortis hard-on from the cat eating your ass. And if that doesn't make you S.I.C.K then perhaps you'll enjoy Hayley's lesson on cadaver dogs! These canine crime fighters can smell a corpse fifteen feet under ground-- which is why we dress them like Sherlock Holmes. What's that smell? Either a dog toy dipped in corpse-cologne or the poop fairy visited us.

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If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then parody is a fucking honor. Weird Al Yankovic revolutionized rock with his accordion (because how else does one revolutionize rock?) and normalized calling out our partners for almost buying the half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, and not the entire back stock. We Stan Weird Al. Next, Hayley talks about taxidermy a lot… But it's not what you think. This Learny Journey is about outlandish CIA inventions and quickly devolved into a 5th grade Sex Ed class soo yeah, best of both worlds. Cheers!

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Inspired by her favorite genre of TV (trash) Kat presents the psychology of falling in love. With shocking revelations like "falling in love feels like being on drugs" and "you're more likely to experience love at first sight with attractive people." Next, Hayley covers Bad Bass Ass Reeves (Bass Reeves), the first black deputy US marshall west of the Mississippi and inspiration for the Lone Ranger. Grab your mustache and cup of warm water because you're wanted daddy or alive!

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This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song "Who Shot Ya?" Grab your roach spray and let's go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley takes us back… like all the way back… to the beginning of human consciousness. Stoned Ape Theory posits that if you take more than a mouse's arm amount of mushrooms, you can launch your species into drastic evolution. The only thing this hypothesis proves is that literally anything can qualify as a hypothesis.

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Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She meets with them, she sleeps with them, she spies on them, she's Margaretha Geertrudia MacLeod. Next, hopefully you don't have coimetrophobia because Kat is here to tell you about cemeteries. If you like state parks, thank a cemetery. And if you were murdered, you can thank Pinhead Larry.

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If you must monogram, monogram everything! That way, if your body ever washes ashore in a pillowcase, investigators will be able to track down your very specific monogrammed piece and solve your murder. Next, Kat outs herself as a disgusting person and brings influencers of centuries past down with her. Before microblading, there were mouse/goat hair extensions for eyebrows along with the classic concoction of chemicals to get cancer AND beauty. Take a walk down learny journey lane to learn more about other historic beauty trends.

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Primitive Technology video Alec referenced:

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Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I'm sure you can guess. Next, he's horny, he's filthy, and he can see the future! Hayley enlightens us with the life story of Rasputin. We can't promise this episode won't give you a yeast infection, but at least no one will beat you with a crucifix.

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Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the historical content with Russia's most unmentionable yet relatable Baltic Fleet. This lesson is like the "Hey mom, can you come pick me up? I'm scared." meme but make it Mother Russia.

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Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jokes are always funny and explains the history of toilet paper. Friendly reminder that the Charmin bears are satanic and you can't pop hemorrhoids.

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