It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions
• The President's Surprising Medical Release
• New Tech: Baby Translator!
• Questions About A New Census Question 
• New Voices: Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy
• Update on the Mayor's Death

New release Schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

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A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks. We've gotta do something about this menacing smell. So hold your nose and join Horace Wexler as he takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on NightDrive. 

Tonight's callers include:

• City Council Member Richard Baysbahn
• Sheriff Bud Nichols
• Oceanographer Dr. Daril Daryl

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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

New episodes every other Sunday! Merch coming soon!

A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Sean Bury and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was the opposite of aggravating.

It's 9:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Nuclear Liechtenstein
• Dow rising too quickly
• Willy Cheshire explores The Deadliest Martial Art
• Crude Space Mission
• Put It In Your Mouth: Clem's Clams

New release Schedule: Come visit Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of your favorite Scuddddd flavors and hallucinations.

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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.

A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was insightful.

It's 7:32 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet
• 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered?
• Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration!
• A new product from Elon Musk?
• 100% More Obelisks

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thank you to Casey Redmon and Ron Babcock.

Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some pertinent personal details about the mayor as a member/patron of his congregation.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.

A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was mischievous.

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed?
• Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you?
• Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated?
• Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit- will it art?
• And some breaking news about the Mayor

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thank you to Clint Gage

Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls- Tonight!

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Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.

A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Dan O'Brien, Katie Willert, and Geoffrey Golden. They know what they did and it was diabolical.

It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler.

Tonight: The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home? Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap? Political Update: Who's still in the race. But more importantly all the candidates who have dropped out.

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Special Thank you To Clint Gage and Nick Mundy

The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being circulated and it looks like this mayor just might end up being recalled. Would you vote for him again?

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Visit our sponsors Crystal Chardonnay at KeyWestWines.net and get a free month of hard hitting action at DemolitionDerbyPlus.XYZ And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.

A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Evan Gaustad, Ron Babcock, Nick Mundy, Nathan Greenaway, Kyle Decker and Johnny Snark they know what they did.