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Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.

Tonight's callers include:

• Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making.
• Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil.
• A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking.
• And other residents caught in the fray.

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos.

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them.

Tonight's callers include:

• Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member.
• Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own.
• Coordinatio Chumongo - Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon.
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram

And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clint Gage with additional vocal support from KSantos.

It's Five pm... and time for the news:

• Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you!
• CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022
• Horny Bot's Plug Pulled
• Mayor's Day is right around the corner

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

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With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for audio volunteerism.

Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace!

Tonight's callers include:

• Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals.
• Dr. Chester Minefield- Is there something going on in town? Why are there so many radio waves? Are they dangerous? And why does his twin sound so different?
• Sheriff Nichols - Is our serial killer recruiting an accomplice? also arson updates! And what he's trying to do about William Briden Ave.
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram

And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon and all of you lightning callers. Additional thanks to Lydia Alemu, KSantos, Michael Cruz and Gerald Dudley.

It's Five pm... still...

• Tonight: Baking for Bombers!
• Oh no! Papal Oopsie?
• How to speak Florida
• Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids.

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

With a very special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames! Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now?

Tonight's callers include:

• Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no art in this cynical cash grab."
• Duck Winters - Is still raw from his loss to Mikey DuSoleil for the mayor's desk.
• Sheriff Nichols - Solves an arson? Thanks to a new program he's implemented they've already got a suspect in the case.
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram

And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Clint Gage and all of you lightning callers.

It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour
• Horseradish Boom-Towns
• Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now.

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day!

We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up...

Except for the stuff we forgot...

Or deliberate misinformation...

Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include...

Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...

39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action!

Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days!

It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into your ear. But we'll be back at our normal time with your calls and opinions very soon.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram

And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury, Clint Gage, Nick Mundy, Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad and Geoffrey Golden.

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps
• Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat?
• Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz.
• Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

Special thanks (as usual) to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.