Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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August 28, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 27, 2026
A napkin's what's left of the workers' share of the economy, lowest since the year the Depression started. Trump renames a lake nobody outside America recognizes, then sends the bill to a golf course in D.C. while wildfire crews abandon the front lines to polish a fountain. RFK Jr. lies to Congress about Samoa, eighty-three kids die anyway, and he still runs Health and Human Services. DeSantis launders sick kids' settlement money into a weed fight. The Department of Education can't tell Churchill from a TikTok trend and accidentally calls the boss a Nazi. And Optimus Prime's voice goes quiet forever. Tape rolls.
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August 27, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 26, 2026
A Navy captain's rape gets filed as a workplace injury. The Kennedy Center can't survive without Trump's name bolted to it. Pirro tries to erase Bannon's conviction with a Post-it note. Hegseth fires the general who wouldn't bury the Kid Rock chopper probe, promotes the guy who delivered the threat. Trump calls Hormuz "very functioning" between rocket strikes, then vows to bomb Oman anyway. Iran levels billions in CIA infrastructure across seven countries. Trump declares war on Canada, the country he admits America doesn't need, then eats $272 billion in retaliation. And Tim Curry, in fishnets and pearls, held a door open for 51 years. Tape rolls.
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August 26, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 25, 2026
The Dolly Parton Episode. Only positive news.

A school bus program goes permanent in Detroit, a 40-year-old bird comeback photobombs a wildfire camera, and a cancer vaccine finally lands a punch cancer can't answer. A lawyer writes 100 checks by hand, a pizza shop builds a wall out of $10 tickets, and a metal band turns a hospital boardroom into a mosh pit for one very happy patient. Dolly gets the day off from jokes. Tape rolls.
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August 25, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 24, 2026
Trump makes 3,600 trades in 90 days, clears $750 million before the regulators he runs catch up. Axon spikes, ICE buys tasers. Nvidia spikes, China buys chips. Six tech giants spike, the AI plan drops. Eric and Don Jr. call war profiteering "patriotic capitalism" and cash $3.2 billion in contracts. United, Delta, TurboTax, and Toyota buy their rules back for a million apiece. A judge calls the IRS lawsuit a shakedown. Blueberries turn murderous, mines turn deadly, fraud turns record-breaking. The Supreme Court says the tariffs were illegal, so $160 billion goes back to the price-gougers. Hernández walks. Schwartz walks. Leiweke walks. Gentile keeps the $1.7 billion. Ranchers eat their own herd's collapse and get served shitty beef from nowhere as a thank-you. Tape rolls.
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August 18, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 18, 2026
Rollins guts the Roadless Rule while Trump paints Hormuz blue and calls it America. Pirro loses twice in one week. Rubio sanctions the prosecutors chasing actual war criminals. Bessent hands cartels and condo-buyers a shredder. Bond yields hit 2007 levels. Eight kids, one toilet, one fence. Tape rolls.
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August 11, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 10, 2026
Trump admits his Reflecting Pool sabotage story had no proof, then keeps blaming an Olympian anyway. The DOJ can't document its own Epstein redactions. Lauren Boebert's son faces child exploitation charges. Salmonella jalapeños hit 26 states. Twenty-one straight court losses over phantom voter fraud. Fifty-nine ICE agents made a very bad list. Tape rolls.
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August 08, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 7, 2026
El-Sayed's Senate primary win drags out 2001-era Islamophobia while gas and grocery prices stay untouched. Trump claims a ballroom ruling threatens lives while secretly building a bunker underneath. July's jobs report buries 103,000 positions and calls it stability. ICE gets body cameras with a self-serve delete button. And eleven of Trump's lawyers rack up disbarments, guilty pleas, and $148 million in damages. Tape rolls.
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August 07, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 6, 2026
Trump pardons a $205 million Medicare fraudster while blaming immigrants for the crime, then guts the 14th Amendment on his way out the door. Gaza's peace plan turns out to be a bunker with a getaway route. The FCC skyboxes with the company it's supposed to regulate, and SpaceX drops 13% the same day its space junk drops on the moon. Tape rolls.

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August 05, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 4, 2026
Oil giants bank $93 billion while the planet burns, and Trump's spies stack up in Cuba like an invasion in slow motion. A judge unconvicts an Oath Keeper while mourning democracy in the same breath. RFK Jr. torches his own vaccine advice, and a Teacher of the Year lands in ICE custody straight off the tarmac. Tape rolls.
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August 04, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Aug. 3, 2026
Capital One blames a money laundering review for dumping Trump's accounts, two months after eating a fine for having no laundering program at all. Jeanine Pirro drops charges against an innocent Olympian and gets called weak for it. The Pentagon crowdsources a war exit strategy over email, and Canada burns while Trump teases a punishment like a season finale. Tape rolls.
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The podcast currently has 314 episodes available.