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What if déjà vu isn’t just your brain misfiring, but proof that the code glitched? What if every Mandela Effect, every ghost in the machine, every “wait a second, didn’t Bowie already die once?” moment is evidence that this whole thing is running on a cheap processor in some cosmic basement?

In this episode, Joseph, Gabe, and Mike crack open the Simulation Theory — not like a boring TED Talk, but the way it should be done: dragged through Oxford philosophy, filtered through Ziggy Stardust, and shaken up with just enough paranoia to make you check twice if your hands are real. Expect talk of Nick Bostrom’s probability bomb, Elon Musk’s smug certainty, and the uncanny ways reality loves to hiccup right in your face.

It’s the start of a new series where mysticism, rock-and-roll occultism, and raw chaos all bleed together — and this first step asks the ugliest question of them all: if this is a simulation, who’s running it, and what happens if we figure out how to hack it?

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It’s been a minute — but we’re back. Life happened, mouths fell apart, schedules got wrecked, and meat wasn’t thawed. But we finally hit record, and this one was worth the wait.

We’ve got listener stories that’ll make you double-check your mirrors and question your memory. Some guy shows up in the woods and backs into the trees without turning. A sealed drainage pipe keeps whistling. A coworker might’ve never existed. A friend leaves the house… and then somehow leaves again. And there’s a repo guy who keeps seeing something in the mirror that isn’t there when he turns around.

It’s not about proof. It’s not about what makes sense. It’s just about what happened.

So next time something feels off — trust it.

Because whatever it is… it remembers you.

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Today on True Terror on Tap, we’re heading deep into the national parks—where the views are stunning, the vibes are peaceful, and the chances of being eaten, gored, or dragged out of your sleeping bag by something with claws are surprisingly high.

We’re kicking things off with one of the most infamous nights in park history—Glacier National Park, 1967—where two campers were killed by grizzlies just hours apart. Same night. Different campsites. No one saw it coming.

Then we head over to Yellowstone, where the bears aren’t the only thing trying to kill you. Turns out bison can launch you sky-high just for walking too close… and some tourists just never learn.

It’s the episode where your camping checklist should probably include a will.

This is True Terror on Tap. Bring snacks. Not fear. Actually, bring both.

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Last week, we uncovered a body with no name, a rare book with a torn page, and a strange code scribbled in pencil. Now, the phone number found in that book leads us straight to Jessica Thomson—a woman just blocks from the crime scene, who denies knowing the man but nearly collapses when she sees his face.

And decades later, her story only gets weirder.

We’ll dig into her wartime connection to Alf Boxall—who turned out to be alive—and the strange twist involving her son, Robin, a dancer with the same rare physical traits as the dead man. Was the Somerton Man his father?

Enter Professor Derek Abbott—an Australian physicist who falls deep into the case and ends up marrying Jessica’s granddaughter. What starts as an investigation turns into obsession, love, and a decades-long search for the truth.

From wartime secrets to tangled DNA—this one’s just heating up.

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In this episode, we go over the mysterious case of the Somerton Man—the unknown body found on an Australian beach in 1948 with no ID, no cause of death, and no signs of a struggle. Dressed sharp, staged like he sat down for a smoke and just… died. But the deeper investigators dug, the stranger it got.

A hidden pocket. A cipher no one’s ever cracked. A nurse who recognized him but swore she didn’t. And a torn piece of paper tucked in his pants that simply read: Tamám Shud.Was he a spy? A victim of Cold War assassination? Or something even stranger?

We break it all down—clues, autopsy, theories, and more. And this is just Part One.

So the next time you and your loved one decide to take a late night stroll on the sand… you might want to check who else is already there.

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Welcome to the Summer of Dread.

We’re back and it’s about to get real weird.

In this episode of True Terror on Tap, your hosts Joseph, Gabe, and RedBear crack open the first cold one of the season and dive straight into four stories that set the tone for a summer packed with terror, urban legends, and the bizarre.

We’re talking the Bunny Man of Virginia and his creepy-ass bridge, a mysterious case in Brazil where two men were found dead in lead masks with zero explanation, and the 1981 Phantom Clown Panic that had kids across America scared to go outside. You already know we’re gonna throw in side tangents, jokes, and speculation you didn’t ask for but need to hear anyway.

This is the kickoff to a full season of creepy episodes dropping all summer long—campfire-ready, road trip-approved, and always unfiltered.

So the next time you hear something in the woods, see a clown where one shouldn’t be, or find a note that makes no sense—you might want to turn around, grab a drink, and keep your damn flashlight on.

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We’re back, turt turt! 🐢

And what better way to kick things off than with a brand-new Turtle Island Talk.

In this episode, your hosts Joseph, Gabe, and RedBear catch up, talk trash cookies, Waffle House memories, and dive into some real stories from Native communities across Turtle Island. We’re talking about Canada’s $24 million investment into dementia care that actually centers Indigenous languages and traditions, the powerful mobile vet teams helping rez dogs and their humans in Oregon and beyond, and the disgusting veto by Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt that pulled funding from MMIP efforts. Yeah, we went there.

You’ll laugh, you’ll get mad, you’ll probably want to build a fence for a rez dog yourself. This one’s packed.

Hit play and catch up with us. We missed y’all.

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It was supposed to be a night of pajamas and prosecco. A birthday sleepover with moms in the suburbs, drinking tequila, playing Cards Against Humanity, and pretending they still had personalities outside their kids. It was the kind of gathering people post about with captions like “Mom’s night in” and “So blessed to have this tribe.” But by morning, one woman was dead. Face-down in the backyard.

The official story? She fell. The camera footage was missing. One of the guests just happened to be a former law enforcement officer who later got caught accessing the case files. The woman who died wasn’t from their world—and by the looks of how things were handled, she never stood a chance of surviving it.

In this episode of True Terror on Tap, we crack into a case soaked in wine, wrapped in matching pajamas, and buried under silence. Twelve people stayed the night. Somehow, no one saw a thing. Welcome to the suburbs—where the only thing more dangerous than the cover stories are the people who tell them.

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This week, we’re taking a different path—one that starts in Cherokee and Mohawk territory and winds its way across the Americas, ending with the Rarámuri in northern Mexico. We’re not talking about monsters or murder today. We’re talking about what Indigenous people would be doing right now—planting, gathering, fishing, dreaming—and the spirits, warnings, and weirdness that come with it.

We talk about the Cherokee Raven Mocker, a heart-stealing death spirit that shows up when the seasons shift. The Mohawk Stone Giants, ancient cannibal beings driven underground when humans forgot their place. The Abenaki one-legged giant, Odzihozo, who dragged himself across the landscape to shape Lake Champlain. The Crow River People, spirits beneath the water who give visions—or take lives. And the Rarámuri peyote journeys, where the Blue Deer leads chosen travelers through the spirit world.

The cycle of spring, the work of survival, and the stories that still walk with us.

And yeah—some of it gets weird.

Stick around—next time we’re heading north into Canada and west to the coast, with even more tribes, spirits, and stories that still move with the seasons.

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In this episode of True Terror on Tap we go over a man, most people know the name Lewis Carroll because of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
 The story is remembered as strange, whimsical, and harmless.

The man who wrote it was not.

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson lived a life that was anything but ordinary. His world was built on strict habits, hidden obsessions, and a deep, unnatural attachment to children — especially young girls.

This is not a full history of his life.
 It is a look at the parts most people avoid: the patterns, the behavior, and the questions that were uncomfortable even in his own time.

What you find here isn't rumor or exaggeration.
 It's the story of a man who lived quietly among one of the world’s most powerful universities — while hiding things in plain sight.

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