Data's encounter with his evil twin leaves everyone in a plot worthy of General Hospital without the genre savvy to deal with it.

The first holodeck episode finds the Enterprise crew trapped in the most boring noir novel ever written. At least until The Royale.

Deanna Troi's love life is turned upside down by a telepathic space Dowager Countess.

Q demonstrates his omnipotence by putting the characters through the most tedious episode so far. And he makes Napoleonic Pig People!

The Enterprise falls for an obvious Ferengi trap, and Picard falls for an even more obvious brainwashing device. Oh, and he has a maneuver.

A visit with a god-governed child-race reveals that, when the Federation's involved, even skimpy clothes, sex, and law-breaking are dull.

An encounter with a cloud full of energy beings becomes a tale of existential horror when Picard loses himself, his body and his personality. Oh and there are snake people and dog people.

Only thinking happy thoughts can save the Enterprise from a Windows screen saver.

The Ferengi dance and the Enterprise crew gets a lecture from someone more self-righteous than they are.

Women who love Space Zulus and the stereotypes who abuse them.