Nitwits Anonymous

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah finally open up about their stance on animal cruelty (pro). They also get a strange letter regarding a Pottery Barn dirty magazine. Tune in for important information, new segments, and world-altering perspectives. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah open up about their tragic childhoods in which they were not orphans. They also share some game-changing life hacks in a brand new segment. If you're looking advice on dealing with a messy roommate, running a small business, or how to deal with the inflation of pop rocks, this is the episode for you. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: Tim and Leah decide to continue to bring their geniusness to the sad, pathetic nitwits of the world in this season 2 premiere episode.  They also discuss Tim's rocky relationship with his brother and how fun it is to laugh at people who are poor. If you're a nitwit on the road to recovery, you won't want to miss this episode. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: If you're looking for some behind-the-scenes mic checks, goofs, and screw-ups, you've come to the right place. Thank you for listening this year, and we will be back on 1/13/21 with season 2!

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that Tim has an OnlyFans, but it's really not that big of a deal. You'll also witness a beautiful reunion between Tim and one of his hometown friends from Antarctica. This is the Nitwits Anonymous season 1 finale; tune in for the epic season 2 premiere on Jan. 13.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that both Tim and Leah are featured in the Holy Bible.  You'll also learn some tips for committing crimes, the dangers of a biased media, and how important it is to be physically attractive. Tune in for some game-changing advice, and once your life has been successfully changed, consider living a rave review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In our big 30th episode, you'll learn about what happened to the third member of the Nitwits Anonymous team, Leah's villain origin story, and why Tim had to record the episode from Jupiter. As always, we hate our interns, and we hate you. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we finally reveal why The Tim and Leah Show (which was broadcasted directly to Garmin navigation devices and assorted pacemakers) was unjustly cancelled. Please send us money. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we learn all about Tim's new reality show where he fixes all businesses all over the country. You'll also get to hear how Leah called Emily Dickinson fugly, slept with her husband, and ruined her life. It's a fun time!

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim has some intestinal issues and has to record the entire ep from the bathroom, but we don't let that stop us. Also in this episode, we teach you how to be cooler than all those other hoes in church, and we proudly advocate for every American's right to bear a bomb (at all times). Listen up!