Nitwits Anonymous

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, our studio is overtaken by an army of deer, and we declare war. Amidst this epic battle, you'll also learn all about hide and seek, dealing with messy roommates, the dangers of AM radio, and more. This episode will answer every single question you have about life, and if it doesn't, message us your questions on Instagram @nitwitsanon and we'll see if we can help you out. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, two geniuses will teach you about triathlons on water skis, the inner workings of a pinto bean's mind, how to embrace your 7 inch farm, and more.

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ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, your minds will be blown by the amazing things you can do with wooden pallets,  children that are adults, the very political and violent  horses vs. camels debate, and more.  Listen, learn, and vote for Leah and Tim in the next election, whatever that election may be.

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ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn all about tattoos, the LGBTQ+ gecko community, sexy pretzels, worshiping chia pets, and more. Listen and you will be enlightened.

 Please note that we did record most of this episode from an airplane and there was mild turbulence. We then finished recording while in an underground train, then while in a submarine, and we recorded a bit more while in a rocket heading to the moon. Our interns assured us that none of this would be a problem, but alas, they lied to us. All sound quality issues are 100% the fault of our dumb, dumb interns. If you don't enjoy a constant level of static when listening to podcasts, consider listening to one of our other static-free episodes. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we tell you all about French elephants, what it's like to be raised by construction materials in lieu of human parents, how neither of us are hippos, and more. We do not make mistakes and we know everything, so we will not be taking critiques or criticism at this time. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we share thoughts and advice about filing cabinets, horse tranquilizers, frog representation in the music industry, and more. Don't be ashamed that we know so much more than you do. You are a nitwit, and accepting that fact is the first step towards recovery. 

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