Nitwits Anonymous

ATTENTION NITWITS: We're BACK and wetter than ever! Join us for a special ocean-themed experience. You'll get to hear all about how Leah replaced her human eyeballs with fish eyes and Tim's sex-focused relationship with Ursula the sea witch. This is the perfect episode for fish and humans alike, and after listening, you will never be the same. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn that Leah has a stalker, and her name is Kamala Harris. We also discover that Tim's wife is still mad at him, and God writes in looking for advice.  Also, did Tim kill his whole family?

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Leah has a mental breakdown and insists that she does NOT poop her pants every Tuesday afternoon. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim finally comes clean about his secret family and shares why he exchanged them for wild boars. You'll also witness Leah develop a tragic medical condition right here on the show. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated as she begins the recovery process.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn how to tell if the world is ending, stories of rebellious fetuses and cell clumps, and everything you need to know about an amazing internship opportunity. If you're looking to get into the podcast business, this episode has all the answers you need to launch your career and change your life forever. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we'll tell you all about our high school field trip to Hell, what we saw there, and what you should pack if you're planning to visit the Devil himself. We also introduce our brand new segment titled "The Privates" in which we really get up close and personal with one of our listeners. You won't want to miss this. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn some classic honey badger tips for getting laid, what to do when you fall in love with a mermaid who is fully fish on top and fully human on bottom, and the most important stages of life. Follow us on Instagram @nitwitsanon for more life-changing wisdom.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, we tell the story of how we developed and created human language. If you are able to communicate with people in any way, you have us to thank.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll hear an important message for all babies, tips for hunting your neighbors' pets, and our bold response to those f#!king critics.  No matter what anyone says, Nitwits Anonymous is the best podcast in the world. You are honored to be one of our listeners. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll hear all about our staff retreat to the moon, our newly published books, stories from our drunk funeral hopping days, and more. If you have more questions that you want answered by certified geniuses, DM us a question on Instagram @nitwitsanon.