ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn how to get revenge when one of your best friends (whom you also host a podcast with) gets a job in New York City and has the audacity to move 750 miles away. 

Also, special shout out to friends of the pod 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll find out who is the superior Nitwits Anonymous host, you'll learn what unspeakable things Leah did (hypothetically) with Tim's ex-wife, and you'll get to hear us be total assholes to the elderly. 

SPECIAL NOTE: Just jokes! In this ep, we attempt to brainstorm some useful redesigns for future wheelchair models, and we don't mean to offend your beloved granny or gramps. Please tell the old people or wheelchair users in your life that we mean no harm and wish them well. And if you can get them to start listening to the show, that would be great. We are always in need of more listeners (more money). 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim and Leah share more expert car advice, what to do if you're a book and a virgin, and they spend some time reflecting on how Nitwits Anonymous has changed this season (the show has gotten filthier).

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn all about cars from the world's greatest car experts. You'll also have the pleasure of learning about  killing squirrels, killing giants, and killing your siblings. Lots of death in this one.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim goes through yet another incredibly painful divorce. Also, you'll get to hear all about the new Nitwits Anonymous Buzzfeed quiz! Check out @nitwitsanon on Instagram to take the official quiz and find out which type of idiot you are. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this ep, we tell you all about the rich and beautiful history of crack culture. Also, Tim has Invisalign made of solid gold now, but he's still the same earthly guy we all know and love. His ex-wife's lawyer dares to write in, and we sadly learn that his ex wife has moved on and is doing hand stuff with Bill Gates. It's another roller coaster of emotions, and you don't want to miss out. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, Tim gets a divorce, nearly dies, and then... finds love again? It's a real roller coaster of emotions. Then, Leah may possibly threaten to murder people multiple times, but there's no way to tell for sure. Anyone who calls the authorities on us will be murdered to death, if you catch our drift. 

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll learn a bit more about our management style. When you're in a leadership position at a company, it's important to make sure your employees have plenty of water and space to graze. Know all of your employees by name. Protect them from wolves. If one gets tangled in some thorns, grab your lantern and go free him.  If you use our tips, your company will blossom.

ATTENTION NITWITS: In this episode, you'll get to hear about Clifford the Big Red Dog and how his career has recently gone in a different direction. You'll also get to hear a loving eulogy for both Leah and Tim, and you'll learn all about the new Nitwits Anonymous University. If you love death, college, and sexy giant red dogs, this is the episode for you.