Patti and the Pottymouth go Ohtani courtin', pick their White Sox and Phillies boyfriends, and ask tough questions about sexual harassment in baseball in this week's episode. Plus, a shout out to Venezuela and El Jefe says "War Damn Eagle!" Also, LINKS!!

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/04/252359066/the-phillies-nick-williams-pulled-off-a-mind-blowing-slide-for-first-career-steal

https://www.si.com/tech-media/2017/11/26/female-sports-reporters-sexual-harassment-media-circus

Patti and the Pottymouth discuss Hall of Fame favorites, a 20-second pitch clock, and international cash transfers in the latest episode of No Crying in Baseball. And, of course, bottom-of-the-barrel boyfriends. BONUS FEATURE: Drinking games!

Patti and the Pottymouth hunker down for the Hot Stove and talk about Gold Gloves, MVPs, and the long cold wait for Spring Training.

Patti and the Pottymouth nurse their baseball season hangovers with Springer, Altuve, and Mr. Morton, as they give their final thoughts on the 2017 World Series and look forward to next season.

Schoolhouse Rock: Mr. Morton

Bat-licking and literal love consumePatti and the Pottymouth as they review Games 4 and 5 and get ready for 6 and 7 of the 2017 World Series. Oh, and boyfriends: Jose Altuve is Everywhere!

Two games into the 2017 World Series, Patti and the Pottymouth gripe about manager musical chairs, cheer their WS boyfriends, and express their deep disapproval of celebratory humpage.

Baseball boyfriends, beards, and the attention of Puerto Ricans are all covered in this pre 2017 World Series inaugural edition of No Crying in Baseball!