Are we there yet? With just 25 days until Spring Training, Patti exposes possible MLB owner collusion and Pottymouth frets over the future of Mookie Betts in wild world of arbitration. Also, there's no clock on this game! But there might soon be...as Rob Manfred schedules a meeting with players to discuss the pace of play and new rules for the pitch clock and conferences on the mound. This week's boyfriends are brought to you by the St. Louis Cardinals and the Tampa Bay Rays.

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Thirteen episodes into the MLB hot stove and there's no reason to be bored - not when big shot sports agent Jason Wood gets busted for having a hidden camera in his shower and Patti and the Pottymouth rob the cradle to find Miami Marlins boyfriends! Plus, Pottymouth gets tribal for her LA Angels boyfriend and Patti keeps following Zack Cozart and the never-ending saga of Donald the Donkey.

All that, ginger beards, and the Women’s Baseball World Cup, too!

A lukewarm week for the Hot Stove tries to get Patti down, so the Pottymouth picks a fight with Rougned Odor, and El Jefe leaves the room when he hears Adrian Beltre doesn't wear a cup (Owwwwww!). Boyfriends of the week from the Texas Rangers and the Pittsburgh Pirates.

BONUS: Women of Baseball featuring Haley Alvarez, Amanda Hopkins, and Linda Alverado!

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It's the last day of 2017 with Patti and the Pottymouth, who offer their comprehensive expertise to Derek Jeter, explore the invention of the high five, and send a little Star Wars love to Sean Doolittle. Also, Seattle Mariners and Atlanta Braves boyfriends! 

BONUS: Did Pottymouth really apologize to Derek Jeeter?

Info on the Robinson Cano charity

Patti and the Pottymouth hate on Derek Jeter, ponder another mega-trade including Adrian Gonzalez, find solace in holiday romance when they learn that Orel Hershiser officiated Justin Turner’s wedding, and get serious about diversity in Major League Baseball. BONUS: Meet Mamie “Peanut” Johnson, female pitcher for the Negro League's Indianapolis Clowns, who passed away this week at the age of 82.

And of course, this week's boyfriends — Blue Jays and Padres!

The Vlad Jr. hip swivel.

Patti and the Pottymouth send love notes to Shohei Ohtani, redeem Pottymouth's Hall Of Fame error, and pick their Orioles and Mets boyfriends.

BONUS: Is Derek Jeter the Donald Trump of Major League Baseball?

This episode sponsored by the podcast Dame It All To Hell, available on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play Music.

Patti and the Pottymouth laugh about new Yankees' skipper Aaron Boone and his experience-by-osmosis, the newest Angel Shohei Ohtani, the future of Manny Machado, and favorite first pitches.

BONUS: Why did Joey Votto buy Zach Cozart a donkey?

LINKS:

Khris Davis' The Creature

First pitch to the groin

Patti and the Pottymouth go Ohtani courtin', pick their White Sox and Phillies boyfriends, and ask tough questions about sexual harassment in baseball in this week's episode. Plus, a shout out to Venezuela and El Jefe says "War Damn Eagle!" Also, LINKS!!

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/04/252359066/the-phillies-nick-williams-pulled-off-a-mind-blowing-slide-for-first-career-steal

https://www.si.com/tech-media/2017/11/26/female-sports-reporters-sexual-harassment-media-circus

Patti and the Pottymouth discuss Hall of Fame favorites, a 20-second pitch clock, and international cash transfers in the latest episode of No Crying in Baseball. And, of course, bottom-of-the-barrel boyfriends. BONUS FEATURE: Drinking games!

Patti and the Pottymouth hunker down for the Hot Stove and talk about Gold Gloves, MVPs, and the long cold wait for Spring Training.