Dan rushes to grab Danzig's fridge from the street, we take a trip to the autism section at Spencer's Gifts, and read selections from the greatest (only?) Wayans' memoir ever written.

Dan discovers the Emo Cop and, unfortunately, tells us all about it. Also: Ranking the Wayans brothers, watching bad movies, and which celebrities we'd chase down the street.

Dan goes to the Jackass art show, right-wing grifters go to Warped Tour, Greg Ginn's Daddy Day Care version of Black Flag is in the New York Times, and we talk about it all

We talk the state of music journalism (bad) the return of Vine (good, possibly?) and having way, way too many garbage cans on your block for some reason (also bad).

We sort of kind of try to remember Halloween. Then Dan narrowly avoids getting stuck in traffic. We also think about moving into a Florida retirement community to avoid our political enemies. Something like that, yeah.

After a week off, we're here to talk all the most important things: Halloween candy, apps, and something else, I forgot.

The fellas talk about goth smoothies, Halloween, working at Toys 'R' Us, and some other random crap.

Chatting about making AI friends like in the movie Her and Taylor's impending wedding on the moon.

Dan returns from the desert and we talk about about all the latest culture war news and then kind of spoil the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie (so maybe skip that part if you've not seen it).

This weekend, the fellas experienced the best that "punk rock culture" has to offer: the new Superman movie and Riot Fest, and they lived to tell the tale. Does two episodes count as us being officially back?